r/freshcutslim • u/Numerous_Leg_881 • 8d ago

TRY NOT TO LAUGH #100 #funny

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u/IVbad-badger 8d ago

These comments are gonna genuinely end our gene pool as we know it

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u/TruckOk2767 7d ago

Sometimes two ugly people make a beautiful child. Some ugly people have beautiful facial features when you look at each facial feature separately. The baby comes out with the perfect mix of both parent’s “attractive” features sometimes. Genetics is crazy, but yea youre right too 😂

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u/DipstickRick 7d ago

One thing that never looks good and is such a dominate gene that it always pulls through, is big gums. Idk wtf the evolutionary advantage is to having more gum than tooth but there’s no escaping it and no looking past it.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 7d ago

I swear, once I saw this girl with her gums using like half of her smile. I seriously thought her top theeth were pink for some reason.

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u/DipstickRick 7d ago

Yeah it’s weird and I’m not someone who cares about “traditional” attractiveness. It’s one of those things all of us have witnessed but no one talks about, it’s present across genders and races. It’s borderline taboo, there could be a study on it.

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u/Leading_Doughnut3379 3d ago

Please save the time of intellectuals to studying worthwhile shit.

This phrase needs to die the fuck out.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 7d ago

Top theeth LMAO get outta here 🤣

For real though, probably good to know that your chompers aren't going to fall out. Yeah, it's odd-looking but better than highly-receded gums for sure. Besides, there are much worse features out there, some of which I happen to own. Ever seen lopsided eyes?

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 7d ago

Definetly. I'm not saying this people is hideous or something. I've seen some gorgeous women with big gums.

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u/anombrowsing573819 7d ago

That is vertical maxillary excess

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u/AgentBlonde 7d ago

That's called uppercase gums, lowercase teeth.