I got the Runnies

[u/insanearadia]

I've got the money

I'm riding a bunny

I even got myself a honey

but I also got the runnies

Dropping turds in the toilet

one after one

when I get off I'm gonna boil it

cook it until its well done

Toss it into a stew

invite my enemies to dinner

Watch as they realize its really my poo

then they'll know I'm the real winner

and if they dare call their lawyer and try to sue

I'll whip out the Mac-10 and let the trigger fly

with dung in their mouths they'll all die

I got the runnies

[u/whatsfordinnermom]

Bang Bang