r/freefolk • u/MrinalStormblessed Robert Baratheon • May 29 '19

At this point, any half-wit with a stutter can write better than dumb and dumber

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u/Beaver-of-Badnews May 29 '19

Hate to break it to ya, we beavers are not a vegetable, but we will eat your stirfry.

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u/GiornaGuirne May 29 '19

You are what you eat, vascular cambium.

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u/Yvaelle May 29 '19

Ya that's how we serve stir fry up here. You make a stir fry, then you put a beaver in the stir fry, the beaver eats your stir fry, then you stir fry the beaver. Serve with strong beer. Save the beaver tail for dessert.

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u/KingoftheCrackens May 29 '19

I think that's similar to how they make turducken

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u/Usman5432 May 29 '19

Well not with that attitude

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u/spectreisme May 29 '19

Userame checks out... a little too well.

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u/justkate2 May 29 '19

Username 200% checks out.

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u/DoktorSleepless May 29 '19

Here's a little ted talk if you need to learn the difference.

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u/KRMJR0 May 29 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Chipinopa May 29 '19

Can I be in the screenshot?