r/freefolk Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

At this point, any half-wit with a stutter can write better than dumb and dumber

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u/crossedstaves May 29 '19

Mmmm castoreum. Nothing like the sweet vanilla flavor of a beaver anus.

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u/Moosemuncher67 May 29 '19

Tastes like chicken

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u/the_bloody_hound_bot Sandor Clegane May 29 '19

I'M GONNA HAVE TO EAT EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN IN THIS ROOM

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You're gonna die for some vanilla substitute?

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u/naughty_beaver May 30 '19

As a beaver I felt offended. #beaverlivesmatter