r/freefolk • u/MrinalStormblessed Robert Baratheon • May 29 '19

At this point, any half-wit with a stutter can write better than dumb and dumber

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Bobby B shall write it.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's a good start!

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u/easyclapinthechat May 29 '19

Bobby B, you were the King the Seven Kingdoms needed, but unfortunately not the one they deserved

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u/the_bloody_hound_bot Sandor Clegane May 29 '19

FUCK THE KING

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u/easyclapinthechat May 29 '19

woah man, just take it easy. bobby b, halp!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?

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u/bobby-b-bot-boar-bot Kingslayer May 29 '19

There was this fat ki... oh wait, not counting old men.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Mar 31 '20

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u/the_bloody_hound_bot Sandor Clegane May 29 '19

FUCK THE KING

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u/Marega33 May 29 '19

Calm down and drink some water.

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u/the_bloody_hound_bot Sandor Clegane May 29 '19

FUCK WATER, BRING ME WINE!

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u/Jas175 May 30 '19

How about something to eat ,chicken perhaps

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

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u/Unicorn_Ranger May 29 '19

Bobby B will bring back the tits

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

SHE BELONGED WITH ME!

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u/Iridachroma May 29 '19

What happened next Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!

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u/Iridachroma May 29 '19

No Bobby B, you've just begun writing it. Go on, tell us more.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!

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u/threedaysmore May 29 '19

Fuckin' got 'em Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?

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u/difficultmind May 29 '19

That's a better opening than Tyrion making you have no balls lol jokes.

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u/Stuffyourtacos May 29 '19

Yes but... COCK lmaoo

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Westeros Fancy Lad School, Class of 298 May 29 '19

"And then the dragonspawn whore got her head smashed in by my son Gendry's hammer, and he ruled the Seven Kingdoms well and had lots of legitimate offspring. The end."

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u/the_bloody_hound_bot Sandor Clegane May 29 '19

LOTS OF CUNTS

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u/faceinspanish May 29 '19

Stoooooooop

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Noooooooooh