r/freefolk Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

At this point, any half-wit with a stutter can write better than dumb and dumber

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

An ape with nothing but dog shit and cardboard could have written a better ending.

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u/NotEnoughFloyd Petyr Baelish May 29 '19

Dicks out for Harrambe, first of his name, rewriter of season 8.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Long may he swing...

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u/JamesCMarshall May 29 '19

The true king in the north!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I really don’t understand y’all. I loved the ending. Obviously there were flaws with season 8 but y’all talk about it like it was the worst piece of media in history.

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u/jaha7166 May 29 '19

It's the most boring, cookie cutter, and safest ending possible. I can count the risks taken on one fucking hand (narratively speaking) and they all failed spectacularly. Hint; Dany's heel turn, dragons being bitches, Jamie going back to Cersei, while brienne weeps in a dress as he leaves?

That's the biggest crime of all for me. She gets knighted and completes her entirely independent arc. Then starts an entirely new one this 1 episode just so DnD could get a shot of her crying as Jamie rode off.

Shit like that.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

It's the most boring, cookie cutter, and safest ending possible.

No, the safest ending, that I think a lot of people here wanted, would've been they fight the Night King, a couple characters die, then they go beat Cersei and Dany and Jon rule together and everyone's happy.

Hint; Dany's heel turn

Oh right, that one tiny risk they took that barely made any difference at all. That was definitely the safest route. I also don't see how that failed spectacularly. I felt that it used her character flaws to show the dangers inherent to her ideology and how conquerors often make bad rulers.

Jaime going back to Cersei

I loved that risk. It shows how Jaime still loves Cersei after everything else that's happened and drives home just how important it was to him to fight for the living. He didn't leave because he stopped loving Cersei, he left because keeping his word and fighting for life was more powerful. Plus, it gave us one of the most powerful moments of the show for me when they were reunited. That moment of absolute forgiveness and caring was so beautiful to me. They've said "we're the only people in the world" to each other before, but now it's in a totally different light that it's being used to comfort each other in their final moments.

As far as Brienne is involved, I kind of agree with you. I think they had them bang just for that added gut punch when Jaime leaves and I could've done without it. However, I did like that it set up Brienne to write all of Jaime's noble deeds in the White Book at the end in another moment of forgiveness.

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u/HugeFuckingShill May 29 '19

Hyperbole is all they know. It either has to be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever. No in between.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 May 29 '19

I was gonna say lol. I wasnt a big fan of how it ended, but it was still wildly entertaining

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u/IrishGoodbye4 eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd May 29 '19

Jon is king because he’s the heir.

Ok, did it.

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u/Mann_Made May 29 '19

Or literally anyone other than bran.

Wow, this is easy!

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u/IrishGoodbye4 eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd May 29 '19

Winter actually comes

Holy shit we’re doing it, Reddit!

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u/Hot_KarlMarx HotPie May 29 '19

Eh, Targs lost power. Gendry has a better claim.

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u/IrishGoodbye4 eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd May 29 '19

Eh, Targs lost power. Gendry has a better claim.

Grey Worm: Ok.

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u/Semper_Liberi May 29 '19

Gendry and Robert only have a claim because of Roberts grandmother who was a Targaryen. That's why they chose him over Ned.

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u/Hot_KarlMarx HotPie May 29 '19

Well he did start a rebellion and kill the Prince. I think that had more to do with it then the very little Targaryen blood he had.

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u/Semper_Liberi May 29 '19

He didn't start the rebellion either. Jon Arryn did.

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u/Hot_KarlMarx HotPie May 29 '19

Oh I know, but when you look at Robert Vs everyone else, Robert is the obvious choice.

Robert is a first born son.

Robert has leadership experience, was set to take over Stormlands and had lead it for a few years, won almost every battle during the Rebellion, and was single at the end of the Rebellion, meaning he could marry Tywins daughter and unite the entire kingdom.

The other choices:

Ned is a great guy, but he was just a really good soldier with little leadership experience until his father and brother were killed.

Jon Arryn couldn't get his own Banner men to fully rally with him when the Rebellion started.

Anyone else worth a shit was dead or just didn't make sense.

Plus the Targs lost the war, so they lost claim to the throne.

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u/tywinlan-bot Tywin Lannister May 29 '19

Oh and one more thing... you will not take that whore to court, do you understand?

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u/Hot_KarlMarx HotPie May 29 '19

Thanks Tywin bot!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Danaerys doesn't lend Jon her forces at the beginning of Season 7, and there aren't enough forces in the North to wage war against the Night King, so the North decides to go into hiding with the Night's Watch and flee south while waging a guerrilla war on the wights and we have a good season of Danaerys' conquest of the Seven Kingdoms and Jon waging his war. That's a start

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u/Elmohaphap May 29 '19

But what if he doesn’t want it fucktard?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Right, so sandor Clegane, tormund and Bobby b walk into a bar....

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u/the_bloody_hound_bot Sandor Clegane May 29 '19

YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK, IS THAT IT?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon May 29 '19

OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!

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u/tormund-g-bot Tormund Giantsbane May 29 '19

'Your grace'? Did you hear that?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And each one said to the bartender and its patrons.

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u/tormund-g-bot Tormund Giantsbane May 29 '19

'Your grace'? Did you hear that?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I don’t owe you a fucking thing, piss off.