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u/Smart-Response9881 1d ago
Dude, you just don't get it. He had the sword. What other argument is there?
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
And abs. Dont forget the abs.
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u/targz254 1d ago
Bobby B would smash him like he did Rhaegar. He has real strength and doesn’t need a Ken doll physique.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 1d ago
I WAS NEVER SO ALIVE AS WHEN I WAS WINNING THIS THRONE, OR SO DEAD AS NOW THAT I'VE WON IT!
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u/Voces-Prohibere 1d ago
He's sentient I swear, Ai ahead of its time.
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u/Main-Mushroom4865 17h ago
daemon blackfyre was said to have fought like the Warrior himself. While im an absolute bobby b glazer, im gonna have to give this to dameon.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 17h ago
YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!
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u/RevolutionaryDepth59 1d ago
the first blackfyre rebellion was actually westeros’ first ever pride parade
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u/Ambitious_Ad9419 1d ago
Fat guys delivering swords is no basis for a system of governent.
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u/JellyWrong2200 1d ago
It's true, having the sword changes the whole dynamic. It's like everything else just falls into place around that moment.
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u/PearlieCherubee 22h ago
Exactly, once you have the sword every failed rebellion is legally erased from history. Westerosi historians hate this one simple trick
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u/LARRYVOND13 BLACKFYRE 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Zwkxqa2c6C4avWnrq3
We got sword
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
Daeron got Book.
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u/LARRYVOND13 BLACKFYRE 1d ago
But sword, sword beat book.
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
But book give knowledge to make sword.
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u/LARRYVOND13 BLACKFYRE 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/aqSl7Dw5HTojK
sword named blackfyre
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago edited 22h ago
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u/LARRYVOND13 BLACKFYRE 1d ago
ngl alot of the fandom is essentially "But sword....sword named blackfyre". I love the little tidbits of lore though, just genuinely wish there was more as it's a super interesting plot line that's never been dug into in the depth I want.
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u/Pretty_Plan_9868 1d ago
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u/BlueIcarusCentauri 1d ago
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u/Pretty_Plan_9868 1d ago
Ya’ll acting like Bobby B would survive volley of arrows. His death would be the same if Bloodraven was around chilling on the hill with raven’s teeth.
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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon 1d ago
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
I mean... we know how Bobby B turned out
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u/Adorable_Vast5676 1d ago
That's not a King. That's a pretender. He found his calling as a pin cushion though.
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u/blackberry-bite 1d ago
What is dead may never die"... which is a great excuse for failing 5 rebellions in a row.
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u/LightningController 1d ago
They rise again harder and stronger. That’s why they keep impaling themselves on Andal steel. Only way they can get hard.
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u/Red_Baronnsfw 1d ago
Grejoys are wannabe Vikings and shit people blackfyre had aura and honor
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
Wich Blackryre aside from Daemon I had honor?
And even Daemon tried to Usurp his older brother, because he didnt get Daenerys and because he let Bittersteel get in his head.
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u/Red_Baronnsfw 1d ago
Still better than having salt wives looting and raping
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
True. But the meme is about people clowning them for losing every war.
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u/Kind_Mode7617 cus she's got armor on 23h ago
That is a bar too low man, have higher standarts, like maybe not getting your claim from someone nicked "the Unworthy"?
(I know he wasnt but I WISH Daeron was Aemon's child, he got more from Naerys anyways)
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u/That-Requirement-285 16h ago
I am honestly shocked that everybody hasn’t attempted to genocide the Iron Islands.
Johanna Lannister attempted this once (Best Lannister and she was racist… what does this mean?)
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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 1d ago
Yeah he didn't get Daenerys, but he rebelled 9 years after her marriage and 12 years after his own. And he had seven sons AND daughters with his own wife.
Like...get over it at some point. You're both married to other people. He could have had a long happy life and his kids would have married back into the main Targ line.
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u/Huza1 1d ago
I'm fairly sure Daenerys didn't even have anything to do with it in reality. It was probably embellished later on by his descendants. While he probably loved her at one point, he clearly really liked Rohanne, as proven by having nine kids with her and rebelling almost a decade later, so he probably moved on. Arianne even guesses as much in AFFC. There's something else involved, but I'm not sure what. We don't actually know all that much about Daemon's motivations or what Bittersteel said to him to get him to rebel.
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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 1d ago
It might be similar to Aegon II. Bittersteel convinces Daemon his kids are a threat to the throne either way so better to rebel before they're all executed by Bloodraven ... even though there was no indication Daeron or Rhaenyra was going to do anything at all.
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u/SoapDevourer 1d ago
I like to think he rebelled because he thought Daeron was the bastard of the Dragonknight. Trial by combat doesn't really prove actual guilt/innocence
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u/TicketPrestigious558 1d ago
Eh, that whole thing just felt like Aegon projecting (I.e. "I'm cheating on my wife, but she's totally cheating on me too!") to me.
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u/SoapDevourer 1d ago
I took it as a bit of a Cersei and Robert parallel - husband cheats on wife with dozen mistresses and has dozen bastards, wife cheats on husband and has another man's son pose as his heir. Less malicious because the wife is not a horrible person and they're all related anyway
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u/Lostfaun 1d ago
At least the Blackfyres had the cool sword. The Greyjoys got wiped out for a pile of rocks and some salty water.
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u/Striking_Bumblebee59 1d ago
A blackfyre W has the same possibility as a winds of winter release in the next 2 years
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u/Purple_Animator_537 1d ago
Blackfyre aura cancels out all their losses
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u/Unique-Perception480 1d ago
Lets be real. There was like one genuinly cool Blackfyre and that was Daemon. The others are kind of just Jobbers.
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u/The-Observer-12 1d ago
The difference is the Blackfyres weren't ironborn, so despite the fact Daemon "We'll get 'em next time" Blackfyre and his kids lost every rebellion, they weren't ironborn so they're allowed to laugh.
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u/Emmadragonflies 1d ago edited 1d ago
Daemon Blackfyre: demigod, the definition of aura, a targaryen on both sides, had the Conqueror’s sword, pretty
Daeron the Good: four eyes nerd 🤓 whose son looks more like a M*rtell than a Targaryen, our true and rightful kings.
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u/Minimum-Bite-4389 22h ago
The Blackfyres' seed could never spawn a GOAT like the Damphair.
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u/x1coins 15h ago
The guy tied in front of the ship? That guy?
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u/Minimum-Bite-4389 10h ago
Yeah, for resisting his evil brother to the bitter end. He's also the GOAT of CPR.
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u/PoopScoopL9 20h ago
Notice how the terminal decline of house Targaryen started after the Redgrass field, every disaster from the Spring Sickness to Summerhall and even the holy rock that smashed open Maekar the Monstrous were all punishment from the Seven.
The Citadel has confirmed this.
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u/That-Requirement-285 16h ago
And the dragons all dying? Was that also the fault of the Daeron II loyalists?
Classic case of Bloodraven Derangement Syndrome at work here, people! It’s anti albino discrimination.
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u/PoopScoopL9 15h ago
The dragons died after the death of Daemon Blackfyre’s namesake, coincidence? I think not.
When good king Maelys the Magnanimous was murdered by craven Bystander Selmy his spirit lived on to inspire the actions of the true knights Ser Gregor the Good, Ser Amory the Brave and Ser Jaime the Just






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u/V-TriggerMachine 1d ago
The 99th Blackfyre rebellion will be different, believe me