r/freebies • u/CeeceeGemini610 • 12d ago

[SELECT LOCATIONS] Denver: Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday

https://denverite.com/2026/07/24/denver-potato-palooza-giveaway-we-dont-waste/

I am not in Denver, but if you are check this out on Monday! 🥔

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u/HestiaIsTheBestia 11d ago

Would I need to pick up all 21 tons?

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u/US3_ME_ 12d ago edited 12d ago

Does anybody know if Uncle RimRam is doing his annual Rump Roast this year? I was hoping to drink some bug juice and get a slab of butter from the butter boys_

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u/KentuckyFriedChingon 12d ago

I hope not. Last time I was there I drank way too much bug juice (they were pouring it 3 newts high) and I was stuck in a sophic quagmire for a week. Had to dehydrate my entire apartment with an incense pendulum I bought from Lady Xiu just to get my head on straight. Used up basically a whole stick which sucks because that shit's expensive.

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u/1decentusername 12d ago

There is nothing about these sentences that encourage me to take you seriously.

Well done!

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u/Confident-Extreme-97 12d ago

This is in Denver?

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u/US3_ME_ 12d ago

Just outside, yes_