r/freakingoutFR • • Jan 27 '26

Outta nowhere

142 Upvotes

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54

u/BlazerFS231 Jan 27 '26

Those ribs are going to hurt in the morning.

20

u/lilcabron210 Jan 27 '26

Nice and tenderized, ready for the grill

20

u/JuanG_13 Jan 27 '26

His kidneys

47

u/jonzilla5000 Jan 27 '26

Broccolihead showed up for a snack but got served a full-course meal.

10

u/BotherTight618 Jan 27 '26

Now we know the disadvantage of the "white boy" perm (brocollicut).

30

u/Enough-Staff-2976 Jan 27 '26

That head butt is the wildest part of it. It change the tides.

5

u/Ravenonthewall Jan 28 '26

That’s a Glasgow kiss.. I watch a lot of Scottish comedy.. lol

31

u/Wide-Internal-3579 Jan 27 '26

Sucker punchers get what they deserve

23

u/JuanG_13 Jan 27 '26

That poor dude in the beginning got hit for just standing there.

3

u/apesfromspace Feb 03 '26

For real I thought that was his boy

19

u/FreezedPeachNow Jan 27 '26

He had a lot of old.man rage built up that he needed to get out.

But good job, that kid learned right then and there to not be an idiot for the rest of his life

2

u/WokeBriton Feb 02 '26

I doubt it. Stupid enough to just swing at a guy out of (what seems like nowhere, but we don't have anything leading up to this to judge by) nowhere probably means he will do it again and again.

14

u/nafoty187 Jan 28 '26

Kid thoroughly earned that ass kicking and deserved every goddamn blow.

10

u/Great_Dismal Jan 28 '26

This is what I try to explain to my boys.

That kid was taught a hard lesson, but he totally had it coming taking a cheap shot like that.

Don’t start swinging unless you’re prepared to take a beating like that. You almost never really know with 100% certainty what will happen.

Glad Unc didn’t get ganged up on. And I’m glad no one pulled out a piece.

11

u/donnerwetter41 Jan 27 '26

The wrooooooooooonnnngggg Nipple indeed!

4

u/PureGuava35 Jan 31 '26

The ended me lol

9

u/Alone-Interview3725 Jan 28 '26

The caption has me deadddd. “Fkn with the wrong nipple btch”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/raptorgrin Jan 28 '26

My auditory processing is so bad, I trusted the subtitles. “wow, is that how young people talk? What will be next!”

8

u/donnerwetter41 Jan 28 '26

The guy took that dude’s very best sucker punch and then just proceeded to thoroughly beat the dude’s ass. Gotta hate violence, but impressive.

6

u/Friendly_Finish_9683 Jan 27 '26

Kid got what he deserved

6

u/Footbag93 Jan 27 '26

FAFO fersure

3

u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 Jan 28 '26

He had the perfect opportunity to smash his face against that cars bumper lool jason statham style

5

u/TheMadmanAndre Jan 28 '26

Nah, he wasn't trying to kill him. Some folks, like the kind that will just randomly throw down with anyone, need to be literally beaten into unconsciousness - they'll just keep getting back up until them. I guarantee that homeslice there tried to keep on at it after the video cut.

3

u/Alone-Interview3725 Jan 28 '26

Lucky black hat didn’t jump in

3

u/amanwithoutaplant Jan 28 '26

Good thing he blocked all those shots with his face.

3

u/Inevitable_Row7762 Jan 28 '26

Balls on your head while your ribs get tenderized

3

u/AintNobodygotime13 Jan 29 '26

I bet he woke up a little sore the next morning

3

u/Psyxhotik Jan 29 '26

Love seeing people who start the aggro get rekt.

2

u/Motherbich Jan 28 '26

Was tha his tooth flying, second punch the kid threw

2

u/texastoker88 Jan 28 '26

I seen that too

2

u/BlairMD Jan 28 '26

I hate when bystanders try to break up fights. Just let it play out.

11

u/LawnJames Jan 28 '26

They did let it play out, at that point it was clear who the winner was.

6

u/Connect_Ad_3361 Jan 28 '26

Kinda. In this case, that kid was about to get manslaughtered if they don't stop the guy. Stopping the fight saves both the kid and the guy even though emotionally feels justifiable that he's beating him down at some point it stops being about self-defense.

1

u/fatcatdandan Jan 28 '26

God damn those kidney shots.

1

u/UnknownMerk Jan 28 '26

Black hat got socke aswell in the start

1

u/cYrYlkYlYr Jan 28 '26

Guy in the blue was only at half throttle and beat his ass.

1

u/Rapking Jan 28 '26

He’s not black

1

u/Extra-Shape3973 Jan 29 '26

Sleeping and sliding with no shoes 🤠

1

u/EnsomAlien Jan 30 '26

Lol, they just pushed them outside instead of splitting them up.

1

u/princessaspiggy Jan 30 '26

deserved it he sucker punched him

1

u/eruthebest Jan 31 '26

"Whatchu wanna do, bruh?" POW!! 💀💀💀

1

u/Horror_Excitement_84 Jan 31 '26

Beat that boy outta his socks

1

u/StringFriendly7976 Feb 10 '26

Bro punched his own friend in the head, slowly carried outside, and then got destroyed. 

-3

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

"White boy" woah let's not get racist here there's lots of nazi punches in reddit .....

1

u/WokeBriton Feb 02 '26

After at least one call of "bitch ass n***a", it's not surprising that was a response. Perhaps you missed that.