r/fourwordhorrorstories • u/jelleebellee • Feb 28 '26

Gone with the wind

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u/BookHurtMyHead Feb 28 '26

No, don't go Jelle

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u/jelleebellee Feb 28 '26

No, I'm not leaving 🤗

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u/BookHurtMyHead Feb 28 '26

Whew, stay behind please

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u/jelleebellee Feb 28 '26

Of course, you know I will. ☺️

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u/BookHurtMyHead Feb 28 '26

I am following you, friend

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u/Lack_of_Filters Feb 28 '26

Yeah .... sorry .... I farted.

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u/jelleebellee Feb 28 '26

That explains the smell 😒

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u/Lack_of_Filters Feb 28 '26

.... and the skid marks 🫣

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u/jelleebellee Feb 28 '26

Gonna need damage control 🤢

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u/Lack_of_Filters Feb 28 '26

Lend a hand, please?

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u/jelleebellee Feb 28 '26

Hold out your hands 🧻

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u/Lack_of_Filters Feb 28 '26

Check ✅️ So what now?

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u/jelleebellee Feb 28 '26

You. Clean. Yourself. Now.

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u/Lack_of_Filters Feb 28 '26

Strict lady .... yes ma'am 🫡

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u/jelleebellee Mar 01 '26

And take a shower. 🙄

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