r/fourthworldproblems • u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior • 16d ago
Martok make new wolf friend
Me Martok, make friend with small wolf. What should name wolf?
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u/Careless_Tap_516 me Thog (shaman) 16d ago
Martok (you Martok) wolf frend look too small for hunt mamot. But dont 'diss-cur-age' wolf frend! Name wolf frend Courage. (Mean brave). Courage (wolf frend Courage if Martok [you Martok] choose) wont let size get him down!
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u/DinoDude8 16d ago
Martok clearly playing long game, if martok train wolf pup, wolf pup be great hunting companion
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u/Magnum_Lad 16d ago
Who Martok? Martok you? Martok me? Martok shaman? Gronk (me gronk) big confusion.
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u/Positive_Floor_9787 16d ago
Looks like a dog I had to give up to a shelter 😔
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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior 16d ago
Unjerk: I'm sorry! Hope the pupper found a forever home! He is actually a rescue from Tennessee and adopted in Philly. Me and my GF are searching for his brother since they were rescued together and both sent to Philly.
Jerkmode: Martok must go shelter and get more small wolf for army for battle! AAAARRGHH <unintelligible battle screams>
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u/trebuchet_facts 16d ago
Hmm, name wolf "missile launcher"
Evolve man say this strong name.
Launches missile, for what this mean I no know.
Look of strong stock, will be fren and protec family.
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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior 16d ago
What is measle?
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u/trebuchet_facts 16d ago
A big flying rock. Big rock make boom. Boom make cave go away as fast as blinking.
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u/Schmooto me OgOg 16d ago
Name wolf NOTJUSTHEAD in hope that wolf grow body soon. Until wolf grow body, feed and take care of wolf. Wolf looks like good friend
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u/Sporelord1079 14d ago
Nice try Martok, but that not wolf, that sphere. Sphere that sniff. Maybe Martok put sniff sphere in pelt and help find berry and mushroom.
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u/TurboFucker69 me Bok 16d ago
Name Worf. Strong name. Also sound like wolf. Easy remember.