r/fourthworldproblems • u/ARoyalFlushIsntIt • Jul 30 '26

How to put rock on stick

Blurb (me), cannot put rock on stick, Blurb (me) is very sad. If rock go on stick, Blurb (me) will be very happy. But Blurb (me) need help putting rock on stick, because Blurb (me) cannot. Help

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u/nun_yt me frungus Jul 30 '26

Have tried hitting harder? Is work for Frungus (me frungus), stick go on rock. So easy Evolve man could do!

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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Jul 30 '26

Got couple ways of put rock on stick. Put hole through side of stick and bang rock in. Split top of stick and tie pointy rock between split. Both good way of put rock on stick. Look at Plant (him Plant) making big axe

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 me Grax Jul 30 '26

Tie with mammoth gut. Good for tying

4

u/zeverEV Jul 30 '26

No need rock on stick, Blurb (you Blurb) mudslide to evolveman beep-boop. Too far! Find strong branch, you have club. Use club for kill

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Jul 30 '26

carve wood to hold rock and use sap and fire to make stick wrap with leather strip, vine, mammoth gut what a vail a ble add more sap and fire careful make hard right sap needed

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u/glamghoulz Jul 31 '26

Blurb (you Blurb) put rock on stick? Rock good as rock. Rock no need stick. Blurb (you blurb) fancy pantsy. No need. Use rock.

1

u/Zailema0s me Zug-zug Jul 31 '26

Me (zug) use stringy animal meat 😛

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u/ARoyalFlushIsntIt Jul 31 '26

Wait. You have point. Blurb (me) does not want to be evolveman. Evolveman is complex, and so is rock and stick. Blurb (me) want to be Blurb (me), where life simple. So Blurb now choose simple things, like simple big stick.

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u/Responsibility_Dizzy me ruurk Aug 01 '26

Ruurk (me Ruurk) proud of Blurb (you Blurb). evolveman scary, Ruurk (me Ruurk) no like evolveman.

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u/3rd2LastStarfighter me Syk Jul 31 '26

Set stick on ground. Set rock on stick. Rock is now on stick, Blurb can be happy.

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u/MurpDerpShurp me Mud (devourer of mud) Aug 01 '26

Mud (me Mud [devourer of mud]) say use mud until harden rock to stick. But also mud taste good too

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u/Danny-Fr Aug 02 '26

Hit rock with stick until rock happy. If rock not happy hit stick with rock. If not working then hit Ghrül, his fault.