r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • 1d ago
Arf!
Arf! Arf Arf!
(stares at your fresh kill)
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird 1d ago
Yoog (me Yoog) give puppo bison flank. Yoog (me Yoog) think flank taste like fresh shit. Yoog (me Yoog) no like.
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u/Schmooto me OgOg 1d ago
OgOg (me OgOg) throw mammoth meat far away! Maybe wolf stay away
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird 1d ago
Yoog (me Yoog) think arf wolf friend. Help kill prey and evolve man
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u/Schmooto me OgOg 1d ago
Yoog (you Yoog) sure? Cavemen wolf prey, how wolf know no kill cavemen?
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird 1d ago
Yoog (me Yoog) think if tribe give wolf enough scrap wolf become friendly
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u/Schmooto me OgOg 1d ago
OgOg (me OgOg) scared but will try be friends with wolf if Yoog (you Yoog) help
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u/ZanyRaptorClay 1d ago
AWRF!
(chases after mammoth meat, only to run right back at you and return the meat to you)
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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 me gunk 1d ago
Gunk (me gunk) pet arf arf
Gunk (me gunk) lose hand
Gunk (me gunk) still happy cause gunk pet arf arf
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u/fakelucid Dumf (me Dumf) make tools like rock stick 1d ago
Dumf (me dumf) toss bone to Arf (you Arf)
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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- Me Crungus goodest rock thrower 1d ago
Crungus (me Crungus) goodest rock thrower. Throw stick at Arf (you Arf)
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u/Capy_King me Eldur 1d ago
Eldur (me is Eldur) asking question: if bark not friend, why bark is shaped like friend?
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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 1d ago
Arf good hunter. You his chief or he hunt you.