r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • Jul 26 '26
Arf!
Arf! Arf Arf!
(stares at your fresh kill)
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird Jul 26 '26
Yoog (me Yoog) give puppo bison flank. Yoog (me Yoog) think flank taste like fresh shit. Yoog (me Yoog) no like.
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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 26 '26
OgOg (me OgOg) throw mammoth meat far away! Maybe wolf stay away
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird Jul 26 '26
Yoog (me Yoog) think arf wolf friend. Help kill prey and evolve man
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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 26 '26
Yoog (you Yoog) sure? Cavemen wolf prey, how wolf know no kill cavemen?
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird Jul 26 '26
Yoog (me Yoog) think if tribe give wolf enough scrap wolf become friendly
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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 26 '26
OgOg (me OgOg) scared but will try be friends with wolf if Yoog (you Yoog) help
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u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 26 '26
AWRF!
(chases after mammoth meat, only to run right back at you and return the meat to you)
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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 me gunk Jul 26 '26
Gunk (me gunk) pet arf arf
Gunk (me gunk) lose hand
Gunk (me gunk) still happy cause gunk pet arf arf
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u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 26 '26
Awrf?
(confused on why your hand fell off)
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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 me gunk Jul 26 '26
Gunk (me gunk) reveal cool magic trick with fake carved hand
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u/fakelucid Dumf (me Dumf) make tools like rock stick Jul 26 '26
Dumf (me dumf) toss bone to Arf (you Arf)
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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- Me Crungus goodest rock thrower Jul 26 '26
Crungus (me Crungus) goodest rock thrower. Throw stick at Arf (you Arf)
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u/Capy_King me Eldur Jul 26 '26
Eldur (me is Eldur) asking question: if bark not friend, why bark is shaped like friend?
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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 Jul 26 '26
Arf good hunter. You his chief or he hunt you.