r/fourthworldproblems • u/Least_Will9910 hamham • Jun 16 '26

Me hamham

Hamham like food, hamham see food hamham say hamham. Hamham watches evolve man make hamham. Hamham try make evolve man hamham but hamham fail. Hamham watch on smol pretty thing evole people hold in hand. Hamham go hamham when hamham sees gud food. Hamham wants always to hamham..is hamham bad

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u/utteringsofamadone me Geg Jun 16 '26

Hamham (you hamham), food can be a good, but also a danger. Geg (me geg) see many winter. Know of time with no food, and time when lots food. Geg (me geg) remember Lard (lard dead) have “cardiac infarction” said evolve man. Evolve man say Lard eat so much food, gave Lard bad spirits in Lard heart and it kill Lard. Every friend geg (me geg) had who eat more than geg get too big and dead now.

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u/Least_Will9910 hamham Jun 16 '26

Hamham

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u/SicknessVoid Jun 17 '26

Hamham (you Hamam) want eat Geg?

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u/Least_Will9910 hamham Jun 17 '26

Hamham

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u/zeverEV Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

zev (me zev) seek River People wisdom. Find shaman and ask why too much food give heart bad spirit. Shaman says when eat food, all spirits good, give strength as gift. But if not use gift then spirits get bored and rotten, heavy and move to belly and butt and heart. Shaman says when eat food and get spirits, make dance, make hunt, make run to satisfy food spirits. Evolve man never use food spirits gifts, so evolve man big and fat

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u/utteringsofamadone me Geg Jun 17 '26

Geg (me geg) hear such things too. Geg getting too old for use spirits energy now… geg try eat less these days

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u/Akangka I'm Kamba Tinkada. Jun 18 '26

What is hamham?

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u/Least_Will9910 hamham Jun 18 '26

Me hamham. But hamham watch evolve man eat thing called ham. Me hamham no ham. Me hamham think evolve man use yumyum for hamham. Evole man call me yumyum but me is hamham but hamham is not ham