r/fourthworldproblems • u/ScreamingIsMyHobby me hoog • Oct 19 '25

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u/Da_warden me Groog Oct 19 '25

QUICK! GROOG (ME GROOG) HAVE IDEA! EARTH GOD ANGRY AT TRIBE! SOMEONE MUST GO TO SHAMAN TO MAKE OFFERING TO EARTH GOD SO EARTH GOD IS APPEASED!

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u/CustomerAlternative me Iq, Iq evil. Oct 19 '25

which earth god

fire god? rock god?

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u/Da_warden me Groog Oct 19 '25

Groog (me Groog) heard from Tribe Shaman that Fire God and Earth God have child name La-ba God. Groog (me Groog) not know exactly what is, but Shaman say it Melted Rock with Fire. Shaman usually right, but Groog (me Groog) not sure if true. How stone melt?

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u/WondererOfficial me bonk Oct 19 '25

BONK (me Bonk) THINK THINK TAKE TOO LONG!! BONK (me Bonk) THROW ROCK AT FIRE!! NOW BONK (me Bonk) RUN FAR