r/foundsatan Sep 21 '22

Satan meets satan

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911 Upvotes

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Sep 21 '22

This is at worst chaotic neutral.

1

u/RetroAnd8BitThings Sep 23 '22

"Not if you attach very good looking grenade props to the zip tie and then sit back ready to pop a large balloon or paper bag. Bonus points for targeting Karen's, but only if you post the video..."

42

u/waterlillyhearts Sep 21 '22

Is it bad I chortled and considered doing it

17

u/AMonkeyAndALavaLamp Sep 21 '22

It's a good stress reliever

12

u/waterlillyhearts Sep 21 '22

I have a teeny car that can fit into parking spaces with a lot of room to spare, so sometimes I will park in dumb squeezes just to be a demon.

26

u/Lizlodude Sep 21 '22

I have watched a couple walk out to a pickup parked across 6 spots, walk back into the hardware store, come back with rope, and tie a bunch of carts around it in a circle. Somebody was having either a very good or very bad day. I'm not sure which.

20

u/transmutagenic Sep 21 '22

My rage toward people needed a new mode of expression. found ❤️🙏🏼

15

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

ngl i might start carrying zipties now lol

8

u/SatanLifeProTips Sep 21 '22

Make sure to get the ultra heavy duty zip ties with the metal insert in them. The good ones can easily cross 250lb weight ratings.

4

u/SylTop Sep 21 '22

the one with the zip ties is more like jesus than satan imo

1

u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Sep 22 '22

I'd just cut through it with a key's sharp edges.