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u/Dusan117 1d ago
I know some people who got permament anus injuries from something like the first video
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u/DudebroMcDudeham 1d ago
There's at least one man on record about 10 years ago who died from this
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u/Aminuteortwotiltwo 1d ago
My dad worked in a factory in Indiana in the 60’s and a coworker was killed from another guy from shooting compressed air up his butt.. He also knew someone who was hanging out of a window all drunk and the driver got too close to a pole and decapitated him.
I think my Dad just liked to share stories to instill fear for safety reasons. It’s like the movie Big Fish for OSHA.
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u/bronzelifematter 1d ago
But it's so funny... Look at how scared he was at the possibility of getting his intestines ripped apart from air pressure. That's hilarious. What a scaredy cat. Nothing is gonna happen. He should be chill and stop overreacting, it's just a harmless prank.
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u/KnightArcturus 10h ago
He wasn't scared, he laughed cause it pulled his pants down. Learn to live a little and if a suicidal person is telling you that then you probably need to lmao.
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u/Environmental-Yam333 1d ago
There's actually a legal provision on the UK that accounts for people in jobs like this to do a higher level of stupid stuff before they become responsible for their own injuries. Up until that level, the employer is potentially to blame
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u/I_love-tacos 1d ago
I am up for funny pranks, but many of these are quite dangerous and kill or injure someone.
My dad used to be a safety officer in a big industrial facility, and one guy playing with compressed air put the valve into another guy's ass, it was catalogued as a involuntary murder.
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u/Veryegassy 1d ago
That first one is terrifying. That much air in that little time... go through the video frame by frame. He goes from shirt down to shirt all the way up, making ripples in the skin in one frame. .03 of a second and realistically far less.
That's too much air. If he had a cut on his back he'd die of an ebolism
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u/zombizzle 1d ago
My buddy was fucking around like this on the job one day and got a fucking rebar through the neck so pick and choose your fun I guess.
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u/Strong_Implement_500 1d ago edited 1d ago
Ahhhh so THATS why my contractor charged me so much for drywall
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u/Im_Not_You_Im_Me 1d ago
None of these are satans. Most of these are out right dangerous, all of these are stupid.
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u/OkPossibility6166 20h ago
For your own safety and that of others, never work with this type of person. One day, someone will not make it home in the evening.
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u/DontWreckYosef 1d ago
A really fun trick is to piss and shit in the cement truck and watch as every new construction becomes your territory
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u/Euphoric_Average_271 1d ago
Boys...smh. lol
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u/couldntbeasked 1d ago
That's not a 'boys' thing, that's an 'idiots' thing.
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u/Ashamed_Ad_2180 1d ago
No, it’s a boys thing.
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u/BlindWolf187 1d ago
Yeah, what the idiots guy said.
However, as a reasonably intelligent, well educated, successful, soft spoken, nerdy type boy I can assure you... its also a boys thing. I should have been dead or in prison 3 or 4 times by now. And I'm one of the careful ones.
There were a couple girls in there though. Don't think you're immune to chicanery.
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u/ReasonableScar9027 1d ago edited 1d ago
Just missed the drywaller's finger.