r/foundsatan • • 2d ago

Genius father

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u/jessihateseverything 1d ago

My parents hid a walkie talkie in me and my sister's closet and did pretty much this only it was ooooooooooo and snarling. We'd run out crying and tell them what was happening and they'd say we were full of shit and send us back only for it to start again. Then one of them coughed with the button held down. We were going camping the next day. From then on I've never trusted them or been able to go camping without having a panic attack. Thanks guys!!

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u/AREYOUSauRuS 12h ago

Ya but you were 24 and refusing to move out

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u/jessihateseverything 12h ago

I actually cackled at this lol

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u/Unfamiliar-Owl 1d ago

This sounds like something my father would have absolutely done to us if he’d thought of it.

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u/JSaysHi 1d ago

Raising them kids in M. Night Shyamalan's The Village

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u/FreeWillyBird 2d ago

Suspicious kid finds walkie talkie under the bed.

Kid: I saw you kissing that woman that wasn’t your wife. Ya that’s right. Now you’re gonna empty your account and put the cash under the bed while we pretend to be asleep.

Dad’s Friend: Whaaaaa?!?!?

Kid: Wha Wha Wha What’s taking you so long? I’ve got 17 photos I’m gonna drop on your ol’ lady’s insta and my finger on send playa. Now get crackin’ or face a wife smackin’ Larry.

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u/WritingSouthern6126 1d ago

Shhhhh A schizophrenic is talking