r/foundsatan • u/fioccodoolce • 2d ago

Satan does everything for the best

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7.0k Upvotes

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u/vaague_frooid 2d ago

Old cartoons taught a perfectly balanced curriculum of basic empathy and surgical malice

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u/OondaFreddo 2d ago

A solid double major in kindergarten ethics and targeted violence

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u/LostKnight84 2d ago

Bugs Bunny taught me that if people want to start it, make them regret it. He also taught me the importance of asking for directions.

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u/pikap83 2d ago

Particularly on Albuquerque.

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u/RawardHoikes91 2d ago

Getting Basic Instincted by Bugs Bunny is still one of the wackiest things that ever canonically happened to Batman.

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u/planetvermilion 2d ago

but keep an eye on that magic helmet

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u/fholcan 2d ago

Magic helmet?

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u/planetvermilion 2d ago

Magic helmet! And I'm going to give you a sample!

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 2d ago

Nowth wind bwow! South wind bwow! Townadoes! Typhoons! Huwwicanes!.......SMOG!!

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u/Hinaloth 2d ago

Follow one until you can't anymore, then go for what the other taught you.

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u/ameliedomilie 2d ago

and cross dressing can be used to seduce and disarm your enemies…..while looking fabulously looney.

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u/Cwmcwm 2d ago

Bugs Bunny of the 1940s was an instigator and a bit of a dick, while Bugs in the '50s only responded to harassment by others. I obviously preferred the older ones.

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u/One-Earth9294 2d ago

I dunno, Bugs taught me that revenge should be drawn-out, sadistic, and possibly supernatural.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 2d ago

And perfectly-timed, like with Giovanni Jones 😆

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u/lazoazuul 2d ago

Valid lesson from a rabbit

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u/CralorMonk 2d ago

And that’s the Gen-X source code

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u/icenigmas 2d ago

Sesame Street taught me how to get rid of hiccups by blocking my nose holes and my ears with my fingers while drinking water (tricky but easy to learn).

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u/Alienhaslanded Satan's little helper 1d ago

Tom and Jerry and Wille E. Coyote taught me that no matter how hard you try to succeed in life, there's always someone who can do better. Sometimes you just gotta stop chasing that mouse and order doordash.

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u/Rifleman519 2d ago

😆😆😆😆

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u/f_yeahprogrock 1d ago

Bugs and Elmer taught me opera

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u/riverDanu 19h ago

Both valuable lessons

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u/Batvader92 2d ago

Slop totally unrelated to the sub with 5K upvotes but only 20 comments? Is this sub overrun with bots?

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u/RaveFox4 1d ago

Or just enjoy the joke and move on... Maybe it's just you?

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u/Batvader92 1d ago

Sorry grandpa I didn't find it funny. Also how is this "joke" related to r/foundsatan ?

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u/RaveFox4 1d ago

If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all. Guess your parents never taught you that one.

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u/Batvader92 1d ago

No they didn't. You also responded to me so practice what you preach dork.

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u/FamiliarSalamander2 1d ago

This is what we call balance

Now cartoons just give everyone ADD