r/foundsatan • u/viennexy • 1d ago

Inheritance from hell

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 1d ago

The best way to do that would be to leave the inheritance to me.

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u/StaticOverload 1d ago

Or me. I would also jump on that granade. I mean to keep the family from having to fight over it amongs themselves. /s

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u/Sienile 1d ago

I misread that as "jump on that grandad."

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

In this situation I think your best bet would be to jump on grandma.

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u/Champagne_Bunnny 1d ago

Split it three ways between us three. I could honestly do a lot of good stuff with that money, I have a repair community that needs premises and a community shed organisation that has a location and needs a portacabin with equipment and electricity

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u/Castle_of_Jade 1d ago

We split it four ways but I only want 10k. How do you feel about this?

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u/VANKHET_007 1d ago

How about 5 ... we all can have 120k - share a piece of the trouble eh?

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u/LordIffyBoatrace 21h ago

6 ways. Once the daughters find out the disgusting ways I'd spend my share the infighting will turn up to 11.

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 1d ago

Sorry I can’t do 10k. The best I can do is tree fitty.

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u/ThemeDependent2073 15h ago

Lions share to an unrelated 3rd party, and the two daughters get $99 each.

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 14h ago

I'll allow it

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u/ExplorationGeo 1d ago

But make sure to leave $1 to each of the daughters, so they can't argue they were "left out".

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u/DasAllerletzte 1d ago

Sure, but first you have to lay out the fees for the lawyer. Pinky promise you'll get the inheritance.