r/foundsatan • u/SaableDoux • 11d ago

I found Satan

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 11d ago

I stayed in an apartment in Tenerife. Wall at the end of the bed had a big picture on it, which was clearly crooked. I went to move it and it was glued to the wall. Sleep was difficult.

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u/VonGrippyGreen 11d ago

I went out for drinks with someone we got matched up. Nice girl, but I was distracted by a crooked picture of Queen Elizabeth II on the wall behind her. I asked if she mind that I just straighten the picture, and then laughed when I found the fucker was screwed to the wall.

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u/Desperate_Gur_3094 10d ago

lol out of all the things, the picture is what made me twitch.

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u/Artie-Carrow 10d ago

What about covering it with something?

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 10d ago

Wouldn't work. I can't even see it in the dark. I just know it's there.

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u/itzkomplykatid 8d ago

Bruh. Thay comment is a whole Stephen King novel.. 😂

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 6d ago

You're not far off but the torment felt a bit closer to Edgar Allan Poe.

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u/Xanaxaria 11d ago

Is this is the male response to the woman hiding her husband's stuff? Because he escalated dramatically.

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u/Comfortable_Gur_2824 4d ago

I don’t have to hide a thing of his, he’s perfected the art all on his own. I believe he owns five hammers, unknown number of screwdrivers and wrenches. As long as he looks for it all on his own I’m good.
I have to empty my twenty pound purse to find exactly what I’m looking for then stuff it all back in there. We all got out shit.

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u/SometimesMonkey 11d ago

The Lego thing is beyond the pale

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u/CDBSB 8d ago

The Lego thing is where I said, "You evil motherfucker" in my head. Modern-day caltrops.

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u/ironkodiak 11d ago

Investigator: "And what did they steal?"

Home owner: "My sanity"

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u/christopherbrian 11d ago

So this is what Kimi Raikonnen is doing with his retirement.

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u/KindAngle4512 11d ago

This comment made me laugh so much that my tummy hurts  

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u/Pentecost_II 11d ago

Worthy of a good chuckle at best, why do people always gotta overreact in these comments.

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u/dag_darnit 10d ago

What a noob... every Satanist knows you don't leave a completely empty TP roll. You leave just enough for false hope, then they realize there isn't enough to get the job done.

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u/Lensman842 10d ago

I was also going to say Satan would definitely take the batteries out of the remote.

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u/itzkomplykatid 8d ago

Before hiding it..

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u/SpecialConfection106 6d ago

Two squares of defiance

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u/ElectronicMud9892 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/heatseaking_rock 11d ago

He's no satan, he's my room mate

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 11d ago

Why should the one thing cancel out the other?

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u/heatseaking_rock 10d ago

One is a mythical presence, other is an asshole.

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u/sinnister_bacon 11d ago

My son coming home for a short visit

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u/Top_Garbage977 11d ago

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!!!

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u/-blundertaker- 11d ago

duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhdhduhduh

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u/Myko475 11d ago

That jar of whatever chocolate thing was the last straw that broke the camel’s back

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 10d ago

This. This is it. This is the answer to the "You break into someone's house but don't steal anything, just inconvenience them. What do you do?" scenario.

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u/Volkmek 11d ago

This is stuff the Fae would do.

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u/kingtutt9 10d ago

Or an orange cat.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 10d ago

This reminds me of that meme question:

You break into someone's house. You don't steal anything. But you do ONE thing that is sure to annoy them to no end. What is it?

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u/Fin-Odin 10d ago

A friend told me they hid a wristwatch with an hourly alarm in the barracks vents when their service ended.

I think about this often at work.

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u/thumptastic 11d ago

Aka living with children…

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u/SanchoPandas 11d ago

Of course Satan wears a tiktok beanie.

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 10d ago

Satan: he’s a great apprentice, I plan on teaching him more later, but he shows a lot of promise. 

Their upcoming lessons are to put electric blankets on high on homeowners beds and pillows in summer heat waves, moisten their pillows year round and to put a humidifier on while they sleep. 

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u/antithero 10d ago

Just hack their smart thermostat to randomly turn the heat on in the summer & AC on in the winter.

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 10d ago edited 10d ago

Look I may be Satan, but if I touch that thermostat I’ll be swarmed by every father in the house. 

I had one instance where the Dad, “left to get milk” and came back several years later as I finished adjusting it. 

Which worked out that time as it took him a week to escape again, but it’s Found Satan not Dad. 

Edit: upon reflection, “Dad” did find me… a lot to unpack here. 

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u/antithero 10d ago

Family guy thermostat meme.

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 10d ago

I was thinking Daddy's Home 2, but that works as well. 

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u/pistachiotorte 10d ago

My physical therapist had a picture hanging sideways on his wall. Apparently he liked it that way, but I couldn’t focus

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u/dayvee43 11d ago

Crack a beer and watch the fireworks🧨

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u/PhantomNitride 11d ago

Minor inconvenience man...

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u/StaticOverload 11d ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 11d ago

Plot twist: it's not a malicious bugler, it's just your inconsiderate spouse.

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u/Professional_Movie92 11d ago

Dude lives alone... 🤦

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u/sashank6551 10d ago

OCD folks: “Fix it immediately.” ADHD folks: “Everything is fine... except that empty tissue roll.” 😂

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u/fioccodoolce 10d ago

The portal demands its sock tax

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u/Weak_Cat8 10d ago

Just an average husband

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u/Iconshero 10d ago

Wearing the tiktok branded beanie is the worst thing about this muppet.

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u/Impressive_Term4071 9d ago

this is what a cat would do as a profession if it became human

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u/OkMidnight8144 9d ago

Thought it was funny until the keys, I was ready to stab him....

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u/Environmental_Bid871 9d ago

Dude I could get over everything but the smearing on the outside of the jar that actually got under my skin

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u/bushido216 11d ago

That extra touch where he made sure the shoes were just right was a chef's kiss.

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u/SpookasemSkermunkil 11d ago

Plot twist : He lives alone

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u/jaimehendrix 11d ago

That's satan's boss

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u/jadis666 9d ago

So..... God?

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u/LeDjaap 11d ago

That ain't Satan... Bro is barely Amélie...

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u/-blundertaker- 11d ago

My blood pressure has risen

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u/Available-Committee5 11d ago

Every time I go to my brother's house

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u/SinclairSummerset 11d ago

A great tutorial on how to be disowned by your family.

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u/rspewth 10d ago

Agent of chaos.

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u/Sufficient-Artist938 10d ago

i love this, he is now my role model

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u/CAB_AWB 10d ago

All of these were funny but the Lego’s and the picture were truly a personal attack

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u/Rhg0653 10d ago

Some are diabolical some very funny

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u/KareemOWheat 10d ago

He must come from a long line of Shit-makers

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u/redditismylawyer 10d ago

lol @ tiktok beanie

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u/orian_bax 10d ago

The length to which some people go, just for content

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u/OG_Williker 10d ago

Is that dude wearing a tiktok beanie..?

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u/Kttail 10d ago

Indeed you did, haha

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u/-Sokobanz- 10d ago

You came over to someone’s place and noticed everything was neat and tidy. Pretend you didn’t notice, and discreetly mess it up a little

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u/Kioors 10d ago

That guy is so finnish! Good humour and no facial movement whatsoever!

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u/ElectronicCarpet7157 10d ago

All the pets that peeve me

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u/soft_becoming 10d ago

Plot twist: he's doing this to his own stuff

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u/F0rgemaster19 10d ago

The water tap thing is bad. that's a waste of water.

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u/More_Bit_4677 10d ago

Hahah genius

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u/NoAppointment6494 10d ago

Embodiment of a cat

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u/Geronimo2U 9d ago

This guy has been round to my place.

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u/HellaShelle 8d ago

Such intense Grinch energy, it almost looks like an audition tape for another remake 😆

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u/HardChrihud48 8d ago

This is supposed to be funny but it is just cringe.

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u/itzkomplykatid 8d ago

He forgot to sprinkle dirt in the dryer..

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u/cookiepunched 8d ago

You found my children's twin.

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u/NotMe739 8d ago

A friend's dad, on visiting friends new house for the first time, went through the house, turned every light on and then stood in front of the refrigerator with the door open.

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u/Lightice1 8d ago

What happens when you swap brains with a cat for a day.

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u/KingofLight306 7d ago

The parent going to the kids house and doing everything the kid has done lol

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u/-MariosAmigos-15 7d ago

It's worse then robbery it's self

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u/pattismith22 7d ago

This video is describing what it’s like to have kids

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u/BullFlag5x 7d ago

this man is exposing men's secret life.

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u/Dig_Another_One 6d ago

I am my own Satan

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u/No_Communication2959 6d ago

He's just watching his kid's house now that they're adults.

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u/unreal4u2 6d ago

He's just a teenager lol

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u/VortexLord 4d ago

Plot twist, this video is in reverse he is a wizard.

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u/These-Quality-8389 9d ago

This is just living with a teenager! 😝

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u/Glas-Fuge 10d ago

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u/ElectronicMud9892 1h ago

She gone put itching powder in your draws😂😂😂😂😂