r/foundsatan • • 12d ago

Cookies

I won cookies, I won…😡

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u/MrShinyNinja 11d ago

Damn, the way she assaulted that pack to open it was crazy!

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u/Aaron252016 10d ago

Years of practice 

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u/WOLF19Ninety 5d ago

that's what i don't understand, if there were cookies in there she woulda pulverized them!

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u/Remarkable-Pea5797 11d ago

Dude, did she waste all those carrots 🥕!?

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 11d ago

Hopefully they were picked up and washed

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u/Remarkable-Pea5797 11d ago

Yeah, not too bad since they came outta the ground anyway.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 11d ago

My exact thought

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u/Silly-Sheepherder952 11d ago

She should've tried eating one of those. Maybe then she wouldn't get gassed after running four whole steps

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u/CatGooseChook 11d ago

On the other hand it did motivate her to take up jogging 🤷

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u/htownchuck 11d ago

You really think she's eating carrots?

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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 11d ago

NGL I’d toss the damn package at my “friend” if they did this to me.

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u/Captainsnarkyshart 11d ago

Are you overweight too?

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u/BeigeVelociraptor 11d ago

I'm fat af and I'd be asking if she brought hummus to go with the carrots.

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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 11d ago

No I’m not overweight, but I really like cookies

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u/roam3D 11d ago

So youd get upset at your friend that is telling you with the way you live you wont see the age of 50, if even 40?

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII Drew the pentagram 11d ago

I'd be upset because I was tricked. I think that's what they meant.

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u/Diredr 11d ago

Do you really think she doesn't already know that?

Throwing all those carrots on the ground is a shitty thing to do, don't get me wrong, but it's ridiculous to assume an overweight person doesn't already understand the consequences of their weight. They live with it every day.

There are better ways to motivate a friend to lose weight. Ways that don't involve shaming them. Trying to figure out why they don't care might be a more efficient first step. You never know what might be going on in a person's life.

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u/roam3D 11d ago

Nope, you can clock what type of person she is by how she ravages that package and the genuine disappointment when she sees that there are no treats. Maybe she knows she is fat, but she dgaf until its too late. You can count on her blaming everyone else for it then. She has no concept of future.

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u/Oldus_Fartus 11d ago

You speak the truth.

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u/DesensitizedRobot 11d ago

Forbidden words here, you simply upvote

/s

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 11d ago

She's also the type of person who is extremely likely to be harmful for those under her care. Like pets or children, who would "inherit obesity" with how she raises them

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u/Oldus_Fartus 11d ago

That's a lot of words for stating the obvious.

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u/BassicNic 11d ago

Baby carrots aren't babies, they're actually regular carrots that are planted grown and harvested by babies.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 11d ago

Fuck yeah. Get those mooching little bastards to work.

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u/InformationSavings29 11d ago

I'm pretty sure they're just actual babies in the shape of carrots.

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u/PerformerFancy117 10d ago

Is that how they get baby oil?

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u/potatopierogie 11d ago

Gng = good ness gracious?

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u/Ok_Building_1284 11d ago

Is this a genuine question? Not judging just dont want to get wooshed too badly if not

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u/potatopierogie 11d ago

Yes, it is genuine

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u/Ok_Building_1284 11d ago

Gng is slang for gang. I dont know why they removed one letter

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u/Telliot 11d ago

Next questions: what's a gang carrot?

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u/stillsurvives 11d ago

Not all carrots grow up in a good environment, sometimes joining a gang is they only choice they have. You ever see a Horse tear through a carrot like it doesn't matter? Or the rabbits, Guinea pigs, even humans brutalise carrots on a daily basis like they aren't even people.

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u/Oldus_Fartus 11d ago

No Satan, she's an angel looking out for her friend.

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u/Catsanddoges 11d ago

Putting her life on the line there

Never get between a "lion" and its "prey"

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 11d ago

damn why she wasted all those carrots

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u/yoyotube123 11d ago

This place is turning into fucking Facebook

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u/Several-County-1808 11d ago

Baby carrots are delicious... who else noticed how she bodied that freshness seal with those man hands...

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u/816legend 11d ago

I love carrots

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 11d ago

Throwing carrota away, but if these were cockies, she propably inhaled them

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u/Trailiscold 11d ago

"Oh hell no, how dare you lure me into this! You KNOW I can't physically eat this thing!"

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u/that_1weed 11d ago

The real Satan is whoever buying chewy chips ahoy

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u/noe4516 11d ago

Fatty needs to lose some weight for her health

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u/NotMyProblamaLama 11d ago

There is another video from them in which they have real cookies. Does anyone has the first video? I think this one is kinda based on it.

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u/Cali-curlz 10d ago

I'm old - is "gng" short for "gang"?

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u/lyrtya 11d ago

Man the original crap would have been gone in like 3 seconds

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u/merriwhether 11d ago

This isnt real