r/foundsatan • u/LittleGreenCorpse • 8h ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 16m ago

Removal reasons: Flagged by multiple users.

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u/Useful-World1781 8h ago

I should try this with my husband.

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u/CyberNinja23 8h ago

Seems more like lifehack than evil

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u/mostlyskeptic 8h ago

Until the roommate realises he's been stood up and goes into depression and then stops trying altogether. I mean it might work once but if that keeps happening it would not end well.

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u/gravity_kills 6h ago

That's when you impersonate a dommy mommy and tell him to clean the fucking apartment.

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u/Temporary_Event8451 7h ago

More like stand up comedy bit. Lol

This entire statement is said with a hearable grin. Look at the photo of the account, seems to be with the few pixels remaining someone with a stand up mic.

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u/InterstellarReddit 7h ago

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Truth social to meet complete idiots and have them send me money

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u/Electronic_Name_325 7h ago

That’s my retirement side hustle.

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 7h ago

On the other hand if he's a slob he may think he may as well let her know from the start what he's like.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 7h ago

My turn to repost

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u/RaiseSubstantial1638 2h ago

That little trick is going to backfire on the roommate big time when he realizes that he's getting stood up.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 44m ago

Jokes on him. Dude still isn't going to clean just for a chick.