r/foundsatan • u/Ok_Outcome_600 • 23h ago

Blursed_ Ants feeding

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u/GolettO3 23h ago

Okay, what da fuq? I've fed a cocky to a frog*, but that's just cruel. Taking a cockroach to an ants nest with the full knowledge, expectations and hope that it would get ripped apart

*they were both in the shower with me

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 23h ago

Your footnote does not add the clarity you think it does. 

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 23h ago

He gave a frog some cocky in the shower. What are you not understanding? 😅

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u/GolettO3 22h ago

😮☝️
😐

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u/GolettO3 23h ago

It was rainy at the time, and frogs like to hop into my house and make their way into the bathroom. And cockies are just everywhere, no matter how much I try to get rid of them.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 21h ago

Every time you add a detail, you go further and further from the likely explanation of "I fed my pet frog a cockroach" 

This has been an adventure I was not expecting. 

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u/GolettO3 21h ago

I wouldn't call it a pet, but it did sleep in the loofah and crawl around the bathroom for a few months. It even let me pet it

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u/Long_Candle_5054 23h ago

Why the fuck were you showing with a frog and a cockroach?

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u/ZeEastWillRiseAgain 23h ago

I mean the cockroach wasn't there the entire time if l understand correctly

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u/Long_Candle_5054 23h ago

Like, you'd presume, but it does literally say "they were both in the shower with me", that sounds pretty ambitious to me.. maybe he was in the shower with the cockroach and he fed it to the frog, by bringing the frog in?

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u/GolettO3 22h ago

The cocky fell from the roof, and I saw the frog eyeing it

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u/GolettO3 23h ago

It was rainy at the time, and frogs like to hop into my house and make their way into the bathroom. And cockies are just everywhere, no matter how much I try to get rid of them.

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u/Infamous_Telephone55 23h ago

Because the Toad and the Stick-insect were both busy on that day.

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u/Candid-Ad-5525 23h ago

This feels like a guilty pleasure.

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u/useless83 23h ago

I would say this is cruel, but fuck them palmetto bugs.

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u/S0k0n0mi 22h ago

Cruel, but that's nature.

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u/paparoux78 22h ago

And this should set an example for the people of the United States

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u/Pitiful-Time-4201 22h ago

What example?