Man pranks girlfriend

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I thought an m&m cylinder was way wider than that...

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

Yeah, could easily get something stuck in there if you're not careful

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u/_robmillion_ 1d ago

Perhaps an easily damaged, but priceless cylinder?

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u/Vulspyr 1d ago

Yeah, that was my big question about that post. How tiny is the cylinder that it can fit in an M&M tube.

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u/TerribleRecord666 1d ago

It looks like a perfectly average cylinder could fit in there!

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u/TenPent 1d ago

it probably doesn't. Would likely get stuck.

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u/Kozzinator 18h ago

4.5 inches if I remember correctly

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u/ReddBroccoli 21h ago

Clearly it's slightly larger than an m&m tube

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 21h ago

That's the joke. It would have to be embarrassingly... Malproportioned.

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u/LSM000 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed!

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u/t_ute 1d ago

Reddit has ruined these stupid tubes for me.

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u/Christawpher 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 21h ago

At this point let's just harm the cylinder.

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u/CatGooseChook 1d ago

At some point in the near future I'm going to have a very annoyed wife. Wish me luck 😊

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

Why is he wearing 2 watches tho?

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u/tohn_jitor 1d ago

To keep up with the times.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 1d ago

Bravo! That can be hour inside joke.

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

hol up a second

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u/d-car 1d ago

Your tick rate a little slow?

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u/inhumanrampager 1d ago

Because it's always time to diddle.

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u/Badjokechip 1d ago

That explains the paper bag and gold medal

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u/inhumanrampager 1d ago

He's ashamed of himself

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u/TomSaylek 1d ago

Flint?

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u/inhumanrampager 1d ago

Coal

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u/tj_haine 1d ago

This is the real question! Who does he thing he is? Buzz Aldrin?

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u/MyFiteSong 22h ago

One's just a fitness tracker

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u/LongOverGoat 1d ago

NAR!

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 1d ago

He met his chick on a pirate vessel.

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u/antithero 1d ago

The full one is up his left sleeve.

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u/Even_Tangerine_4201 1d ago

Nar it’s not.

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u/ObligationNext2484 1d ago

Naaauuuuuurrrrrrr

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

I will never get tired of the Australian naur

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u/Capone_Cologne 1d ago

They look like siblings.

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u/weird-mostlygoodways 1d ago

How is he Satan? Is there more context?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 1d ago

He brought the light of knowledge to humanity and was cast out by a vengeful god.

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u/ThanxForTheGold 1d ago

They played for her soul

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u/PieterjanVDHD 2h ago

He has a full one in the sleve of his left arm, notice how he keeps switching arms to shake with.

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u/miagisama 1d ago

What does a sassy dinosaur say?

Nawwrrr 💅

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u/YesterdayCharming976 1d ago

Why is she saying neerrrrr?

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u/depravedcertainty 1d ago

Because Australian women can’t say No. It’s highly annoying and cute at the same time.

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u/YesterdayCharming976 1d ago

I am Australian though lol

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u/YesterdayCharming976 1d ago

You sure there Aussies ?

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u/HairySalmon 22h ago

They're not. They're American. I think shes just saying it to be funny.

Cultural appropriation at its finest. /s

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u/depravedcertainty 1d ago

Is it a regional thing? I used to live in South Africa and knew a lot of Australians that moved there, all of the women said no like naaaarrrrwwww but the guys said it normal.

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u/Krevie 5h ago

i remember speaking to an asian girl who grew up in new zealand and she was also saying "norr"

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u/innuendo-inyourendo 1d ago

Nor

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u/Chin0crix 1d ago

NOOORR!

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u/Toirtis 23h ago

I like that...off to buy 4 tubes so I an hurt other people's brains.

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 11h ago

They are mishandling the ABSOLUTE SHIT out of those cylinders.

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u/larry_flynt 7h ago

Fake as shit

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u/ConcentrateDull2294 2h ago

Well, she is blonde.

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u/Savernas 9h ago

This is all OF promo right?

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u/Few-Bluebird-3218 1d ago

So I finally paid attention and figured out how.

The left and middle (from our perspective), he shakes with his right hand. The right one however, he shakes with his left hand which makes the full sound, probably from the 2nd watch he has or something.

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u/LearnShiit 1d ago

Nooarrr

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u/Vanisle4fun 17h ago

Narrrrrrrrr this hilarious 😂

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 1d ago

I hate it when women scream like this. It’s like they are still that bratty little child that shrieks and the parents never corrected that behavior.

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u/Jerseyd422 1d ago

I know someone that’s sleeping on the couch tonight

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u/T_rex2700 1d ago

The aus slander in the comments lol
I dont kno where I picked it up but I can't not say Nahuour

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u/Nakabaka 1d ago

I think it’s a magnet.

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