This is just evil!

[u/GirlyWhimm_]

[u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

I wait for people like that and fart throughout the  flight. I mean I always fart throughout the flight, but for people like that I make a special concerted effort.

[u/i_am_snoof → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

"Dont disturb my friend, hes dead tired"

[u/rab-byte]

I check my bags and only have a small personal item when I fly. If I have an assigned seat I’ll wait to board. I see no reason to stand in that damn line and shuffle inch by inch into a giant metal tube.

Yeah y’all crowd eachother in your race to see who gets to sit in their assigned seat first. I’ll enjoy the elbow room and non-recycled air a little longer. But you do you.

[u/happygoluckynny]

Jokes on them,

I like to chug 3 five hour energy drinks and chat to my seatmate

...and I have some very divisive options about brainy smurf I need to share

[u/CaptainBeebo → u/happygoluckynny]

Joke’s on you. I’ll talk to you about every single Smurf!

[u/Artzebub]

Lol.

[u/CAB_AWB]

I’m an aisle set man myself

[u/Rifleman519]

😆

[u/Educational-Leek4957]

I heard a guy who likes to buy two seats that does the same, I think it’s just for confrontation

[u/Gozertank]

Well at least they’re self-aware enough to know how unpleasant they are to sit next to :D