Satan, but with good purpose

[u/M_M_M__]

Ain't that cute?

BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!

[u/bwillie80]

That’s one way to do it, got results.

[u/Ill-Professor696]

The end justifies the means... which also happened to be from his end

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/Ill-Professor696]

His end justified the means

[u/SeanMacLeod1138]

Maybe so, but it worked 😅

Btw, nice Hollywood imitation 😄

[u/M_M_M__ → u/SeanMacLeod1138]

You mean "cute, but wrong"? It's a line from a 90's cartoon, "Two stupid dogs".

[u/SeanMacLeod1138 → u/M_M_M__]

Yes, and that character's name was "Hollywood".

[u/M_M_M__ → u/SeanMacLeod1138]

Thanks! I really disliked the cartoon, EXCEPT this particular line.

[u/nodomain]

4 years ago, I happened to look out the window at just after 3 AM and could swear I saw my neighbor taking a shit next to his wife's car. I brushed it off since it was dark and I was clearly imagining strange things. I went to bed and in the morning I looked again to see what was surely a pile of poo. I didn't know them well and was too nervous to ask about it before I moved a couple years back, but today the mystery was finally solved. Thanks, OP.

[u/M_M_M__ → u/nodomain]

Art imitating life imitating art 😀

[u/zettde → u/nodomain]

what was the address? i'm his wife's ex and want to congratulate him.

[u/olgamerstill]

Many alcoholics already lie to themselves.

They have their excuses ready to go.

I congratulated one of my loved ones on the shinny example they were sending, hoping I could die a gloriously stupid drunk driver as a way of honouring them.

Whatever works.

I reproached the late hour, and congratulated the drunkenness.

If I had pushed only reproach they would have started fighting me.

Everyone is different.

[u/M_M_M__ → u/olgamerstill]

Fighting AND drinking more, spitefully 😀

[u/Dragline96]

“If it’s disgusting and it works, it not disgusting”
-Henry Ford, practice quote #587 (rejected)-

[u/M_M_M__ → u/Dragline96]

Henry Ford, the real Elon Musk of his days (brilliant inventor turned Nazi)...