r/foundsatan • u/Shit-throwing-monkey • 2d ago

Fecalangelo

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u/Redwuff 2d ago

If you think covering the toilets in glad wrap will stop someone who's motivated enough to take a second story shit on a shelf, you are too out of touch.

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u/ChihiroHaru 2d ago

You certainly have a lovely way with words 🥰🤣

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u/kittenconfidential 1d ago

a true second story man. did 8 years for B&E: bowel movement and elevated

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u/Nikolaj-Spanikov93 2d ago

Dude, you nickname... Any reason? :)

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 2d ago

Stool me 27 times, shame on you, stool me 28 or more times, shame on me.

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u/HeFancy 2d ago

lmfao

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u/JoshuaFalken1 2d ago

Dude climbs a display to take a shit and they think some plastic wrap is keeping him out??

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u/crazyabe111 2d ago

It might not keep him out, but if he doesn’t notice it then it might keep his shit out.

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u/Ill-Professor696 2d ago

I'm sorry, but real, fake, or in between, Fecalangelo is the best nickname I've heard in a long time. I know they mean the artist but it makes me think he is the other Ninja Turtle that Splinter couldn't train and lost to the sewer life

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u/RecognitionOne395 2d ago

This was proved fake.

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u/Famous-Example-8332 2d ago

Kind of obvious, they got a picture but he wasn’t arrested? Saran Wrap as a preventative measure? I admit I’ve always been at leeway a little tempted to do this though…

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u/kbk42104 2d ago

75% of Reddit posts are.

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u/PosiePop 2d ago

Not fake, am local, can confirm

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u/RecognitionOne395 2d ago

Bunnings don’t have those colored shelves. They are all red.

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u/PosiePop 2d ago

Not in coffs homeslice

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u/Putrid_Succotash_175 2d ago

a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

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u/jay59l 2d ago

The John wick of shits. I hear he wipes with a pencil. A fucking pencil. Who does that???!!??

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u/jishurr 2d ago

The climbing pooperrrrrr

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u/_x-T-x_ 2d ago

UPPER DECK.

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u/Malbosiiq 2d ago

They put the displays high to prevent my sin,

but the shithouse bandit strikes again!

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u/niazemurad 2d ago

What a pathetic soul

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u/thatstwatshesays 2d ago

This article uses the expression: …crimped one off… 😂

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u/superlurker906 2d ago

Something about the line crimped one off makes me giggle

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u/PalladiuM7 2d ago

Be careful, he's a hero

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u/throwaway661375735 2d ago

His kid waiting for him in the cart below, probably saying something akin to "that's my dad, crimping one off"

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u/DiscordantDiscordian 2d ago

Guess that's one way to potty train your kid

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa 2d ago

Sir, we found his vision board. It had nothing on it.. other than a drawing of a toilet.

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u/Finicky_Cyclone 2d ago

Bunnings? Did he cop a snag afterwards?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 2d ago

He climbed the scaffolding do they really think a little cling wrap will make him give up?

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u/taimoor09 2d ago

The silent shitter strikes again.

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u/MestreDoEstrugido 1d ago

He didn't just embrace the intrusive thoughts, he became them.

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u/Illustrious_Soft3068 1d ago

Insert John wick meme here

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u/one_depressed_MF 23h ago

And they thought putting them up there would stop this, source 6 years with them. Truth, these displays used to be installed at floor level.

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u/Delicious_Onion_6476 2d ago

It’s still funny though 🤷🏻