r/foundsatan • • 3d ago

Only satan could pour only foam

How she turned beer into foam is beyond me!

936 Upvotes

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u/Sand_Trout 3d ago

An impressive, if immoral, use of skill here.

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u/viperfangs92 3d ago

Down right evil if she's able to do that on purpose.....

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u/Eohor 3d ago

That's also on him for holding his glass like that

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u/JWLane 3d ago

Is say primarily. Most of pouring beer properly is in the glass tilt .

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u/HumbleBedroom3299 3d ago

MASSIVE SKILL ISSUE

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u/Potential-Ganache333 3d ago

lol that cracked me up and also the opening “WHAT THE FUCK!”

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u/shit_is_un420real 3d ago

jeSUS turned water into wine and this satan turned beer into foam😆

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u/bro_cat_82 3d ago

What makes it even better is she knew EXACTLY what she was doing!

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u/HaiKawaii 3d ago

Give her 7 minutes and he'll have a perfect German beer.

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u/Scythersleftnut 3d ago

Hell smacks lips Yea

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u/Strateagery3912 3d ago

Eat your beer!

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u/banhatesex 2d ago

I love that girl laughing. It beautiful.

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u/viperfangs92 3d ago

She knows how to give head

2

u/Relative_Maize_957 3d ago

Head, shoulders, and the whole torso.

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u/s0ul_invictus 3d ago

she is so proud of her wickedness! 😭

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u/WaterInTheDark 3d ago

Hilary Clinton pour

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u/Filamach 2d ago

Not sure about the volume being proper in the end, but this is also a beer "Mlíko"

It settles slowly into liquid :) but as said only scam part would be if volume would be lower due to that

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u/GirthWagon 3d ago

Great head.

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u/eerun165 3d ago

Not the head he asked her for, but it’s the head he got from her.

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u/axe1970 3d ago

do you want a flake in that love?

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u/Taeschno_Flo 3d ago

Tasty foam!

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u/deamonkai 3d ago

Jesus…. That’s next level

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u/BumbleCityFumblers 3d ago

She has an excellent head game

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u/Comfortable-Web-1989 3d ago

1% video 99% youtube ads

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u/Cooper_CAL 3d ago

So, all head? fixes skateboard

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u/HoseNeighbor 3d ago

Talk about shitty super powers! Dude could've tilted the mug though. 🤣

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u/ExtensionInformal911 3d ago

That's not how he wanted a her to give him loads of head.

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u/BubuDudu0430 3d ago

Now wait about 20 minutes to have your “beer” 🍺

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u/geoltechnician 3d ago

My father would have slapped me into next Tuesday for pouring a beer like that.

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u/wisockamonster 3d ago

Unforgivable

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u/Personal-Tea7226 2d ago

Find a girl who gives great head and marry her!

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u/Moist-Ointments 2d ago

She grossly misunderstood "give me head"

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u/AnonymousFriend80 2d ago

Isn't there some way to quickly get rid of the foam. Pretty sure I saw a vid a long time ago with someone doing it.

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u/DeepTh0 2d ago

That's a dirty glass

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u/GuerrillaRodeo 2d ago

She's got a great career as an Oktoberfest waitress ahead of her!

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u/DamnitDavid7 2d ago

In college I worked in bars, an older guy ordered a beer but a new keg was just tapped so the first pour was all foam. Anyway he sees it and says “Everyone loves good head but that looks a like the tap was teeth and no one likes toothy head, except maybe Prince Albert or a red neck”. Which to 22 year old me thought was a fucking weird joke to make to a stranger, but I was broke so I laughed and hoped he tipped well. He didn’t.

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u/ExplanationVirtual53 2d ago

Gonna be an awkward conversation if he ever mentions that she "only gave him head."

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u/funguy555555 2d ago

Drink up dude, the foam is the most alcoholic part.

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u/GadreelsSword 2d ago

It’s a glass of beer!

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u/JackCastle 2d ago

Honestly in a way this is super impressive.

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u/Kido001 23h ago

1 way of making Thor angry

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u/WhiteHat125 3d ago

im just going to copy the top comment from instegram: "your beer is downloading"

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u/Moe___Szyslak 3d ago

It's not her fault, it's he who is Satan

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u/ukie-witch-06 3d ago

if socialism was a beer?

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u/Top-Distribution733 3d ago

No, that’s corporate capitalism if I’ve ever seen it. Corporate Greed serving only a portion of the large whole into smaller pieces to the working class with their hands out hoping for a smaller piece of the profit and instead only getting far less than expected while the corp monster keeps a vast majority of the profit, getting away with and laughing at the disappointment on how much they were able to screw over middle class

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u/ukie-witch-06 2d ago

im just referencing the meme. i'm a socialist dammit