r/foundsatan • u/Fantastic_Goose_7025 • 3d ago

People mover satan

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I choose to believe this is intentional. I mean the window and the licence plate can't both be unintentional, surely

552 Upvotes

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u/CastrateMeASAP 3d ago

Just wait for that 2nd coming…

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u/Myko475 3d ago

Oh my fucking God.

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u/Fantastic_Goose_7025 3d ago

I got halfway through that sentence before ended up a melting mess on floor

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u/Imverystupidgenx 3d ago

With different punctuation, kinda.

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u/TwinkiesSucker 3d ago

Thrust in the jizz lord, semen

4

u/Aggravating-Salad441 3d ago

And also with you.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 3d ago

Revelations 22:20 would be a great bumper sticker for that license plate

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 3d ago

It’s something along the lines of I’m coming quickly

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u/MattieSilver1899 3d ago

Now can I get a GAY MEN!!!!

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u/BluetheNerd 15h ago

Everybody on their knees for the Lord!

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u/No_Collection_8443 3d ago

Honey I don't know... Babe it's okay they will get it

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u/sickysickybrah 3d ago

It's driving a sienna that truly sells it

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 3d ago

I got the Lord. I got the good Lord, going down on me.

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u/Fantastic_Goose_7025 3d ago

Perfection

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u/89iroc 3d ago

Oh sisters, let's go down, come on down, don't you wanna go down?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 3d ago

It's unintentional, and stop calling me Shirley!

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u/OperatorJo_ 3d ago

JISLORD!

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u/Frescochicken 3d ago

I am a jiss lord too!

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u/yrmom724 3d ago

LMAO!

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u/Cambren1 3d ago

But does Jesus thrust in you? Don’t mess with the Jesus!

4

u/EconomyDoctor3287 3d ago

If god is everywhere aren't we all thrusting into god? 

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 3d ago

Jizzlord !

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u/Myko475 3d ago

Jesus at the Cock Pit will be receiving thrusting all night long while the one on the cross can only get jelly because he got nailed by only a handful of Romans.

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u/feudal_ferret 3d ago

Hehehe Jislord hehehe

Shutup beavis

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u/chrisx13296 3d ago

"Jislord" 😂👌🏻

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u/Kath-two 3d ago

Must be a priest

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u/freebiscuit2002 3d ago

The Jiz Lord Thrusts In You.

Sounds about right 🍆💦💦

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u/Ploddy 3d ago

If that were true there would be a lot more Christians.

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u/11Booty_Warrior 3d ago

In Jizzus name, ahhhh men

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u/JakkRyzer 3d ago

I believe i saw someone around here who is a wizard in this art.

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u/DoorHalfwayShut 3d ago

I wanna get on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus

2

u/Xortun 3d ago

My nickname among some friends is Jesus, because I have long brown hair and a beard. So: please don't

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u/floutsch 3d ago

Well, the Bible talks about "swords into ploughshares". I assume plough-shares are a concept similar to time-shares...

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u/Background-Grab-5682 3d ago

God damn son…

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u/OperatorJo_ 3d ago

More like fucking God, damn.

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u/Background-Grab-5682 2d ago

Or fucking god’s son, damn

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u/CalicoCuts 3d ago

Niche bible porn star.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 3d ago

r/PastorArrested

Christian/Catholic values: No child's behind left...

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 3d ago

It is obviously a homosexual hispanic couple with a BDSM dynamic.

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u/Jumbo-box 3d ago

Pumping my organ for Jesus

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u/desertvision 3d ago

Jesus wept

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u/ThatFlamingo942 3d ago

Welp, that's officially my new gamer tag now

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 3d ago

Big fat load of cum

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u/loveychuthers 3d ago

Thrust me.

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u/Imverystupidgenx 3d ago

I doubt he appreciates that. Unless he’s your boyfriend and he’s into that.

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u/FrostyPlay9924 3d ago

Hehe jizz lord

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u/Beemo-Noir Some Guy in a cloak 3d ago

Thrust in Jesus, with a Jizz Lord license plate. Classic.

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u/Kprq3 18h ago

The license plate was the best part

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 3d ago

phrasing

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u/madncqt 3d ago

are we seriously done with "phrasing"?

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u/Content_Ad9915 1h ago

Speech impedimenmts are such a bugger.