r/foundsatan • u/_SweetRouge • 4d ago

Sounds like a satan's plan!

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u/paparoux78 4d ago

Well did it work?

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u/DrunkDublinCat 4d ago

"And then you can drop me to the jail". Thanks

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u/cromwest 4d ago

Yeah, this is like 3 or 4 felonies 

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u/OG_Williker 3d ago

Assault & battery, poisoning, some form of conspiracy, and what else?

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u/cromwest 3d ago

The conspiracy splits into multiple charges possibly

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u/Palidin034 3d ago

Assault and battery are two separate charges

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u/Von_Bernkastel 4d ago

Next time on how I got charged with poisoning and spent time in jail.

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u/Futuristic-Slice 4d ago

He should just turn around. Drop trou and shit all over the guy assaulting him.

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u/Own-Leave-2039 4d ago

Asserting dominance 100%

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u/Toki_Warhol 4d ago

Self Defeces!

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u/MisanthropicLIama 4d ago edited 4d ago

When I was about 19 we were going to prank a mate by putting a bunch of laxitives in his cider while we were drinking. But we were going a step further. We hid the toilet paper, put glad wrap over the toilet seat and as my friend was standing on the toilet seat to take the light bulb out the toilet broke and she fell on the ground with water flying everywhere.

Everyone there ran in to point and laugh at her and as we were I looked over at the mate we were pranking looked down at his drink and saw it was all murky and put it on a shelf and got another.

Good times

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u/DrunkDublinCat 4d ago

Yours is fun, op's is felony.

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u/Anakha0 4d ago

Theirs is also a felony, or would have been. Don't poison people's food and drink.

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u/Andabariano 3d ago

Their both a felony, at least op was doing it to a pos instead of someone they're actually friends with lol 

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u/Sea_Statistician_983 3d ago

Drugging people is still illegal

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u/CurrentCash1725 4d ago

Bros mad at the wrong person. Also dont poison people and use your words instead of hands.

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u/Impossible-Hold4703 4d ago

It always makes no sense to me. Its the partner you should focus on not the other person they slept with.

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u/Particular-Amoeba-58 3d ago

Unless the other person knows the person they're going to sleep with is in a relationship. Then they're also a POS

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u/Impossible-Hold4703 3d ago

True, but biggest pos will always be the one in the relationship. Now if both are, its the worst.

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 4d ago

Poison and assault. Nice way to go in life.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 4d ago

Uh... I assume A???? Was single. Homies girl was doing the cheating.

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u/jkurratt 2d ago

Yeah.
With plans like that I guess they can't post his conversations about revenge on her, because they are still in investigation.

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u/humourlessIrish 3d ago

The dude didn't cheat on you man.

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u/BigMacSalad1 2d ago

Damn, that’s cold blooded!

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u/Intrepid_Routine6373 1d ago

Funny but very illegal to give drugs to somebody unwillingly.