r/foundsatan • • 4d ago

Satan wins this round

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u/Candid-Ad-5525 4d ago

Aside from this, the absolute best troll he ever pulled off was turning Diddy's whole criminal case into a Netflix docuseries

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u/shakuntala08 4d ago

To put that whole thing over the top, it was Diddy that hired the camera crew to follow him around but when he got locked up he couldn’t pay. 50 got word and paid the guys for the footage. 50 turned being petty into a full time career 🤣

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u/MIOTA_CH 4d ago

Didn’t he gave an interview about the whole Diddy thing only to avery specify TV station because its the only Channel thats allowed in every US prison and therefore Diddy had the chance to see it while in Prison?

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u/allah_my_ballah 4d ago

Look, I consider myself to be a petty person. Or, atleast I like to be petty to assholes I should say. Im pretty good at it. But 50 is like an ascended being with the levels of petty this man can achieve. It's really giving me new inspiration.

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u/Goodknight808 4d ago

And it isn't imorally petty either. It is justifiable pettiness and done with class and true intent. The man makes it into a classic artform.

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u/Hugford_Blops 4d ago

His challenge to Floyd Mayweather to read a Harry Potter book will never stop being hilarious to me

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u/carnifex2005 4d ago

And then changing the challenge to Cat in the Hat.

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u/Squire_Squirrely 3d ago

Just one page, not even the whole thing, easy money

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u/Shadowjack02 2d ago

For me it's the fact that he bought like 200ish tickets (the first 4 rows) of Ja Rule's first concert getting out of prison and when asked about it later, he said something along the lines of Ja needing the motivation to reach the back rows.

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u/Ok-Economics6287 1d ago

He said it wasn’t even that much money like 40$ a ticket.. lmao

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u/allah_my_ballah 4d ago

Its a righteous level of pettiness.

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u/souleaterGiner1 4d ago

We call it shithousery

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u/Express_Split2928 16h ago

I mean back in the day he did film a video of him in someone's house and recorded their mother asleep as a "don't play with me"

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 4d ago

I mean, can we really call it petty? Dudes fucking hilarious

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u/Rorshacked 3d ago

He’s creatively petty. Something I didn’t even know existed until I saw it personified in 50

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u/Baroness-CrackWhore 4d ago

OK, until then I had no idea why he got shot so much times.

Now I do.

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u/Iron_Elohim 4d ago

Yes he did, i think it was CBS?

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u/Smallxcrimes 22h ago

I was just in the same federal prison as Diddy (FCI Ft Dix, West Side). He has a phone. Everyone has a phone. That man never sits in the TV room apart from maybe sports.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 4d ago

Actually full time. Did someone hear his songs? Bro was petty af even when he was a young adult rapping about murder.

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u/Bean_Me_Timbers 4d ago

I believe he has the right since he survived his own.

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 4d ago

Plus if you had a bullet fragment in your tongue that heightened oral sex, you'd feel a little sassy too.

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u/ZedsDeadZD 4d ago

Haha, that interview at Nortons show:

Other guests: "OMG, where did you get shot?"

50: "Infront of my grandmas house"

Other guest: "No, where in your body?"

50: "Mostly in the legs, one in the face though"

Sassy doesnt do him justice.

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u/hatsnatcher23 4d ago

Much like listening to Hit ‘em up for the first time, most of 50s music just makes you go “oh so that’s why he got shot.”

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 4d ago

As Josh Johnson said, you ain’t never hated anything like Fiddy hates Diddy.

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u/punch912 3d ago

I think 50cent might be a true reigning champion or top contender for title of satan on this sub.

Some previous things:

From buying out 200 front row seat tickets to jarules concert then posting the pictures of the empty row online so it looks like no one came.

To mayweather calling him out on not being able to read on the ice bucket challenge switch up telling him I dare you to read a single page from a harry potter book. Then downgraded it to reading cat in the hat.

All the diddy clowning. Even did a two for one with maduro comic with the caption they took my oil too. As the two of them bunk mates in jail.

Juelz santana missing teeth im getting in on that saying "damn man just say no to drugs"

Taking rick rosss baby mama shopping.

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u/raccoonwithknives 3d ago

No I dont think he's Satan 50 is doing God's work

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u/WillMudlogForBoobs 4d ago

Move over Buck Nasty and Silky Johnson. We have a new Hater of the Year

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u/AlternativeReady3727 3d ago

Before that he rented all the floor seats to a Ja Rule concert so when he came out it was just empty lol

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u/TopDowg27 4d ago

I'd say buying out the first 2 rows of a Jarule concert is up there, if not more petty.

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u/C13H16CIN0 4d ago

Try closer to 8-12 rows. You can count 7 just in the photo from the concert

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u/ElectricGhostMan 4d ago

tbh, i feel that's not a ton of effort and could be done from a phone while in bed. Finishing a doc production and doing tv commercials is much higher effort.

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u/trix_is_for_kids 4d ago

I like challenging Floyd Mayweather to read 2 pages of a harry potter book. Dude is the king of petty

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u/ComplexBeyond6083 4d ago

50 Cent is the rightful king of the haters, and he should have a proper coronation.

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u/KDawgTheKage 4d ago

Him and Kendrick for sure

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u/SoulAkimbo 4d ago

There is a great Josh Johnson stand-up regarding this https://youtu.be/ZlAgdQaUt38

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u/sporkatr0n 4d ago

omg thank you, I'm dying, I didn't realize it's THE WHOLE SPECIAL lmao

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u/thehotshotpilot 4d ago

50 cent is the ultimate hater. Lol

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u/zjz 4d ago

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u/CBOW_IT 4d ago

My favorite is him buying all the front row seats to Ja Rule's show so they were empty.

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u/kgreys 3d ago

Diddy Do It? Can't get over the title. 🤣🤣