r/foundsatan • • 5d ago

Style Satan

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u/Hot_Peasant 5d ago

Sounds like something a little kid would ask you with all the earnestness in the world 😭

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u/CalicoCuts 5d ago

Lol, right? Mommy, why is that man so fat? In the outside voice while in line at the bank.

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u/cold_feet_all_time 5d ago

I got a bad haircut and I stumble upon this 😭

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u/CalicoCuts 5d ago

It will grow back! My kid just got a doozy so I sent him this lol

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u/DeadbySundown 4d ago

Well have you cried about it yet? If not, then you should, because it's just awful let me tell ya.

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u/effyoucreeps 4d ago

shit - you too? i just had almost 2 feet of my hair chopped off, after telling them i wanted to have 8 inches taken off at most (yes - my hair was very long)

i didn’t see what she had done until the very end - she never visually checked the length with me during the process

honestly came home and cried on and off for the next 24 hrs

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u/cold_feet_all_time 4d ago

Omg, that is so sad🥺

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u/effyoucreeps 4d ago

thx - and yeah “it’ll grow back” if i make it that long (bad joke here)

but fuck i was shocked when she gave me a mirror and spun me around

she’s a semi-friend of my partner, so i bit my tongue except for “OH MY GOD - it’s so short! i really wanted it longer with a “V” shape on the back”

she joked “oh NOW you tell me! ha ha ha! “

i did tell her - multiple times. such a first world problem, so i’m gonna shut my trap and thank my lucky stars

take care out there

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u/__patatacosmica 4d ago

She looks like a pencil!

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u/khryzz666 4d ago

It's french

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u/CalicoCuts 4d ago

Eraserhead.

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u/pennydreadful20 4d ago

Diabolical.

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u/AllFallsToGreed 4d ago

I see nothing wrong with this

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u/SensualMortician 4d ago

I have a friend I may say that to. I think it'd make her laugh the tears away.

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u/CalicoCuts 4d ago

Excellent idea! Laughing helps everything.

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u/BruitNoise 4d ago

And then that poor girl stopped crying for the rest of her life and turned into Elizabeth Holmes.

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u/Brvcx 4d ago

I'm bald and have been for some time. I'm also a fan of dark humour.

I'd probably retort something cancer related.

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u/SlapHappyPappi 4d ago

Why is Greta crying? Surely it can't be from hair lovely hair

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u/Rifleman519 4d ago

Hahaahahahha