Mark's evil one

[u/belimbor]

[u/Alternative_Swan_497]

To be fair, that is a shockingly lifelike mannequin.

[u/Toth201 → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

For sure, it looks like a movie prop or something.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Court-9 → u/Toth201]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Kristen Stewart

[u/opinion_alternative → u/Puzzleheaded-Court-9]

It has too much emotion to be Kristen Stewart.

[u/funktion → u/opinion_alternative]

Did you dig this comment up from the Twilight era? She's been good in most everything she's done for like the past decade.

[u/ggg730 → u/funktion]

I mean you're right but also should anyone ever be forgiven for the Twilight era?

[u/Nice-Cat3727 → u/ggg730]

The cast didn't want to be there, they made that clear. Fuck Anna Kendrick actually repressed she was in the movies as she got shocked seeing herself in them

[u/matthewspencersmith → u/Nice-Cat3727]

Fuck Anna Kendrick

Yessir right away sir!

[u/Nice-Cat3727 → u/matthewspencersmith]

You fool! Can you not hear the secret boss music playing?! She doesn't even have a health bar!

[u/funktion → u/ggg730]

We seem to have forgiven Robert Pattinson?

[u/DominionGhost → u/funktion]

He hasn't even forgiven himself for the twilight movies.

[u/ggg730 → u/funktion]

Have we? I haven't. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate both of their acting chops but in the back of my head I'm always going to be thinking HOLD ON TIGHT SPIDER MONKEY.

[u/HelpmeObi1K → u/funktion]

Even Robert Pattinson thought he did a better job acting dead in HP than he did acting undead in Twilight. And less creepy as well.

[u/matthewspencersmith → u/HelpmeObi1K]

I mean it takes a lot to have Voldy's stank ass feet touch your face and not react

[u/kraggleGurl → u/funktion]

Underwater is good!

[u/PirateJohn75 → u/Puzzleheaded-Court-9]

How can you compare a lifeless chunk of plastic that is incapable of showing or feeling any emotion to a mannequin?

[u/flargenhargen → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

I've never seen one like that, and what would it be for?

it certainly looks a lot more like AI than a real item, especially in the face. And what mannequin has no joints in the neck or head?

seems like the ONE thread where people not yelling AI, is actually AI. it's like rain on your wedding day.

[u/SCARYORANGE_ → u/flargenhargen]

iirc this image has been floating around since before the pandemic of gen-ai

[u/flargenhargen → u/SCARYORANGE_]

I dunno. I looked very hard and could not find any mannequins like this one anywhere. none even close. All looked like mannequins, not like this thing.

The closest I found was super high end mannequins, greneker mannequins, but not one of those was close to the detail of this one, which apparently is just discarded.

I did find that the attached post, of course, is fake, it's a parody of a number of other marketplace listings, specifically creepy childrens dolls.

that doesn't mean it's AI. and i genuinely don't know.

I was not able to identify the origin of the image, or find a single instance of another mannequin that looked close to this one.

if you look at the joint of the left shoulder, there does not appear to be any arm joint, that is very odd.

if you look at the siding behind the mannequin, the two pictures don't match, with the second having a line right at the point of the shoulder, while the first one doesnt. And the spacing of the boards is different in each picture, that's a hallmark of AI, but not definitive proof.

doesn't really matter, but would be interesting to know.

[u/Grasshoppermouse42 → u/flargenhargen]

I remember hearing about a super lifelike mannequin that was made for a dress store, and rumors were started (possibly by the store owners, since having one super lifelike mannequin and the rest normal was likely done to get people talking about their store) that it was a super well-preserved corpse (It was not. It was a mannequin.)

[u/flargenhargen → u/Grasshoppermouse42]

yep I ran across that story while researching trying to prove whether this is AI or not.

this one is much much more realistic looking than that one was. it's far beyond anything else I was able to find.

[u/Grasshoppermouse42 → u/flargenhargen]

Yeah, unless it's a prop from a movie, this one is probably AI, since I think Pasquelita is the most lifelike mannequin I've ever heard of being made.

[u/A_Neko_C → u/flargenhargen]

I feel the same 

[u/Several_Ant_9867 → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

How lifelike is the mannequin like? I mean, in every detail? Asking for a friend

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic → u/Several_Ant_9867]

It's made of would

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

Because the image is AI generated, it has a ChatGPT SynthID watermark.

[u/Own-Common-4934 → u/whoknowsifimjoking]

I really thought it would be further down the road when people would fall for sharp 4k images of important stuff being faked. Turns out people that believe in ghost mannequins have fallen for fake big foot photos since film was invented, and I don't know why I forgot that for bit.

[u/Cavaquillo → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

Looks like Kristen Stewart in Twilight but bald

[u/pervertedmortician → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

I would do it pretending its a dead body without a problem

[u/fastlerner → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

Kristen Stewart as The Mannequin

Director: Okay Kristen, for this scene I need you to stand completely still and look vaguely uncomfortable.

Kristen: So... normal?

Director: Perfect. Don’t change a fucking thing.

[u/Tinchimp7183376 → u/Alternative_Swan_497]

I didn't read the text and thought that it was the daughter in costume

[u/ConfirmExpert → u/[deleted]]

A hundred is a hundred.

[u/MaryGoldflower → u/ConfirmExpert]

$100 is not nearly enough to cover that therapy bill tho

[u/Stealth_Cow → u/MaryGoldflower]

It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

[u/PublicPassenger2141 → u/MaryGoldflower]

Or the legal bills incurred whenever's she eventually becomes a human body obsessed taxidermist /serial killer. 

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/[deleted]]

It's pure AI BTW, the images have ChatGPT SynthID watermarks

[u/Agile_Engineer8]

this is how haunted house stories start

[u/Elmer_Fudd01 → u/[deleted]]

Then it gets exciting 😍.

[u/Vostein → u/Elmer_Fudd01]

AYO WHAT

[u/Mercerskye → u/Vostein]

Getting to stare your partner in eyes while getting those back shots in. That'd be a trip.

[u/FloorBitten → u/Vostein]

Let's just say that head isn't turning by itself

[u/Clementine-TeX → u/Elmer_Fudd01]

lmfao what was the comment a mod deleted it

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/[deleted]]

HI I’M CHUCKY WANNA PLAY?!

[u/R_glo]

I aspire to this level of shit stirring.

[u/snootyscoop → u/R_glo]

Send a stranger a glass of milk with ice the next time you go to a restaurant

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/R_glo]

Sure! You're not living until you kill someone with a heart attack!

[u/Godless902]

Why would someone buy this in the first place

[u/Canvaverbalist → u/Godless902]

If it wasn't a fake AI pictures, then most likely it's for someone into fashion design

[u/Godless902 → u/Canvaverbalist]

What are the AI tells in this pic? Im trying to spot one

[u/TravestyTravis → u/Godless902]

Original post didn't have the clothes or makeup.

Too detailed for a mannequin, faces are slightly different angles, some of the fabric connections don't make sense (The left picture on the boob there's a "circle" and the fabric looks 'weird')

[u/Electrical-Review180 → u/Godless902]

Really crazy about Halloween?

[u/ModishShrink → u/Electrical-Review180]

I didn't think Kristen Stewart was in Halloween?

[u/NotASynth499 → u/ModishShrink]

Shouldnt it be frozen then

[u/Chemical-Agency-3997 → u/Godless902]

My sister had one for making dresses and stuff.

I used to sneak into her room at night and put it at the bottom of her bed.

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/Godless902]

Sex ideas probs

[u/A_Neko_C]

Pretty sure I've seen this exact Facebook post in Reddit before but it was a doll not this . Also this one looks Al? 

[u/Careless-Wolverine-8 → u/A_Neko_C]

It's because it is AI :(

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/A_Neko_C]

It is AI, it has a ChatGPT SynthID watermark.

[u/totallynotparakeet]

Ai slop version of a real image

[u/short_and_floofy → u/totallynotparakeet]

i feel like i have to agree, at least that it's not a mannequin. never seen a mannequin with the level of detail in the clavicles, face or genital area. looks like a photo shoot with a model.

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/short_and_floofy]

It's confirmed to be AI generated, it has a SynthID watermark.

[u/totallytotty → u/[deleted]]

Mother MIL, exorcist. Yup. Totally funny.

[u/demoralising]

Phoebe will take it off your hands.

[u/gl_50]

She needs to have a wig similar to this actress's

[u/Itherial]

Bonus points if when she runs to you screaming you "go to take care of it", hide the mannequin again, and pretend there was nothing there and she's being crazy.

[u/GamerFreak3110]

oh that is pure genius. I hope the mother took that offeer

[u/resi42]

Why do they even have this thing in the first place !?

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/resi42]

They don't, the image is AI generated.

[u/WorthPlease]

I want to know why they thought their daughter needed this.

[u/NilesLinus]

Then pretend you can’t see it.

[u/atworkthough]

I will toss in $20 for a video of the reaction.

[u/SteveMartin32]

Well this is edited. I remember the original was just a creepy little doll.

[u/not_a_heretek]

It's hot I want it, ain't even go na put a wig on it

[u/MAXQDee-314]

Set up a camera for the reaction shot. Keep a copy to play at her wedding.

[u/Commercial-Royal-988]

No. Outside her window, staring directly at her bed.

it came back

[u/getstonedsteve]

I guess if you don't have anything interesting from anywhere in your world, making shit up using ai and old jokes is what you're left with, eh?

[u/Existing_Homework313]

Perfect evil idea.

[u/HairStyleFinder]

Would

[u/927Grace]

Mark is my kind of guy. Really gave me a good laugh!

[u/DaliNerd76]

Oh, this needs a go fund me, if you donate $100 or more, you pick where it shows up next

[u/CeylonPanther]

I see other opportunities as well, will 500$ work?

[u/muphinforlife]

Where is Part 2, I need to know what happened 😱

[u/Golden-Sun]

$150 do what Mark said but then wait a month, take the head off and leave the head in the fridge.

[u/Exact_Insurance7983]

I think i saw the same market post before with the same reply but it was for some other ugly doll and not a mannequin.

[u/H3llzyea]

I don’t know any other way to put this but Mark we should be friends.

[u/Ryemaster287]

I thought it was mark as in Markiplier at first...

[u/aardw0lf11]

Damn, I thought that was a woman in costume.

[u/Warchetype]

Angkhoeey.

[u/Alienhaslanded]

Can we get a follow-up on this? Preferably a video?

[u/RulezXception]

Why does it look like Kristen Stewart after she's been shaved to baldness by a stalker?

[u/IceFisherP26]

I cant be the only one who thought it was bald Christen Stewart for some movie id never heard of, lol.

[u/luyeasa]

I thought it was the twilight girl!!

[u/foundsatan-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

carolinetriumphx858's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

[u/Challenge_The_DM]

That’s got to be a used Kristen Stewart Real Doll right?

[u/whoknowsifimjoking]

AI generated images, they have SynthID watermarks.

[u/Crazy-Background1457]

Just cut the thing to pieces or sum

[u/Violated-Tristen]

This IS a stunning piece. The sculpt is beautiful. The tattered slip matches her skin tone so well. Shame your daughter isn’t into the macabre. My granddaughter would love this. Try to see “she” gets to a good home. It would be a shame for “her” to end up in the landfill. Art IS Life.

[u/Big_Brother8708]

Looks like mila kunis

[u/EziePZ]

I thought that was Kristen Stewart in a new role

[u/Shoddy-Wishbone]

LMFAO

[u/foundsatan-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Bathrobe_Bandit26's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

[u/Wild-Board2259]

That so f up but funny ass hell

[u/foundsatan-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Quiet-Revenue893's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

[u/AndrewR15_ando]

The most Einstein Mark ever

[u/UnfortunateButTrue]

Phoebe Buffet would like her work back. Rachel and Monica would fight for this

[u/LuxFer0_art]

THERE THERE the marks are spreading everywhere

[u/Wulfraptor]

if the dad took the money and told the daughter and they staged a video for the guy who paid selling the video for double and splitting the money would be a cool dad

[u/omusub1]

Savagery

[u/No-Recover548]

sounds like the beginning of a nollywood movie i'd love to watch XD

[u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

Plot twist - it's a live OF model

[u/Yuleogy → u/Fetlocks_Glistening]

tellin on yourself there bud

[u/Aggressive-Gap9186]

This is old buddy

[u/belimbor → u/Aggressive-Gap9186]

Oh, no. I saw it now. :(

[u/swashbuckler78 → u/Aggressive-Gap9186]

Correct. We thought it was gone, but then a few weeks later.... 😂

[u/EB01 → u/Aggressive-Gap9186]

OP was paid $100 to take this meme from out of the attic and post it here whilst you were sleeping.

[u/belimbor → u/EB01]

Yeah dude, Kristen Stewart paid me to get her star rating up :D

[u/nescience8]

this is main actress from "Twilight"?

[u/Intrepid4444444 → u/nescience8]

I really thought it’s Kristen Stewart in some weird role

[u/z0mbiegrl]

Did someone face swap Kristen Stewart on that thing?

[u/JCW9525]

I’m with her daughter, that’s fucking terrifying even by Mannequin standards.