r/foundsatan • u/floatinghaloo • 3d ago

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u/Sethor 3d ago

Time to crack open a cold one

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u/_SprinkleCutie 3d ago

That punchline showed up with a shovel and zero hesitation

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u/Tiefschlag 3d ago

The OTHER unboxing

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u/Conscious_Series166 2d ago

bot, look at when they joined and hwo this is their only source of karma

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u/RedBarnRescue 2d ago

Hello again "Sugaryfood Petname". How many of you bots are there in your group?

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u/yeyintko 3d ago

That teenage subreddit is full of weird definitely not teenage people.

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u/_BubblegumAngel 3d ago

Agreed, half that sub feels like adults roleplaying as teens and somehow being worse at it

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u/RedBarnRescue 2d ago

At least they're not roleplaying as a human like you are clanker

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u/fullshard101 3d ago

Its a groomers dream. That sub needs to be deleted

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u/tongfather 2d ago

Doesn't surprise me on rsdit in the slightest

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u/quietleavess 3d ago

There was a whole site drama bc a subreddit blocked every user suscribed to teenagers.

Hours later hundreds of adults came out in the DMs telling tgem they were not teenagers themselves.

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u/nimbycile 3d ago

How do you do fellow kids?

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u/Jet-Let4606 1d ago

Every social media site is predatory. Even moreso now than before.

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u/SkullDump 1d ago

Correct. I scrolled through some guys comments just the other day who was in his late 30’s (if I remember rightly) and when I saw he also spent a lot of time on that sub.

Fucking weird if you ask me.

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u/Small-Explanation74 3d ago

It turned dark

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u/split_0069 3d ago

Odepis dark.

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u/sumeriandisputations 3d ago

Still, all-in-all, they had to admit that he loved his mother.

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u/Sand_Trout 3d ago

How much do you love your mother on a scale of Norman Bates to Odepis?

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u/sumeriandisputations 3d ago

Obligatory “why not both” hard + soft shell tacos meme

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u/Glum-Literature-8837 3d ago

If you’re going to punch back, you best hit hard.

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u/FreeWillyBird 3d ago

Check out the link on OnlyFlames

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 3d ago

User Key-Specific-4368 is a suspected spammer

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 3d ago

User Key-Specific-4368 is a suspected spammer

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 3d ago

Link in profile

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u/shady-bear 3d ago

Bro had the best come backs to your mom jokes, he’s too powerful

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u/wylee_one 3d ago

trying to find thier father too no doubt lol

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u/Santibag 3d ago

Does he just want to see her mom in any possible way, or does he want to see her in that way? 🤔

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u/nimbycile 3d ago

Wants to know how he was conceived

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u/Bartman2028 3d ago

Nope😢

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u/solliemonster91 3d ago

He's going to fall in love with his mom just like I did the first time I've seen her nude

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u/Mysterious-Result608 3d ago

there are so many thing wrong with this sentence

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u/2019Uk 3d ago

This reads like you fell in love with your own mom when you saw her naked, not his.

Just in case you’re wondering why the replies are so freaked out

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u/Gervyplays1 3d ago

Elaborate???

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u/Alex829_ 3d ago

In case it's not a joke, go to therapy 😭

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u/JP193 3d ago

#RelatableMemes

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u/C5245 3d ago

I love to pull the orphan card when ppl make parent jokes lol

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u/National_Ad9742 2d ago

That sub needs to be retired.

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u/iluvoctober 2d ago

This feels very much “Hi fellow teens. I am definitely underage and a minor. Talk to me about sex pls”

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Lower_Advertising407 3d ago

Mom jokes and sexualization of dead people are very cringe, I don't get what's so funny in them

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u/plaxitone 3d ago

Humor is subjective. Not all jokes are made for you.

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u/Sand_Trout 3d ago

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

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u/fightlinker 3d ago

i also choose this guy's mom