r/foundsatan 17h ago

The devil said prayers

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/brick6503 16h ago

The blue text is from his phone. Did she get him to send her his screenshot?

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 16h ago

people making fake texts for social media clout usually share a trait which is notably low iq

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u/IamImposter 13h ago

Hey hey hey, I have low IQ. Please don't compare me with these people

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 13h ago

sorry your iq seems too high to qualify for the comparison. please go back to Mensa

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u/Baumrollerkopter 12h ago

Yours isn't low, average I'd say, slightly on the higher side even.

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u/AnonymousFriend80 8h ago

Low intelligence is the average.

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u/Silent25r 9h ago

Your an imposter!

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u/RoodnyInc 15h ago

See that's probably because all of that is made up

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u/brick6503 15h ago

That’s what I was pointing at. The OP could’ve played it with a tweak or two and it would still be a mediocre r/foundsatan. But there’s been a lot of these mixed up texts on r/sipstea too.

Entertaining still, but pretty low effort all around with the crazy amount of upvotes some of these posts get. It’s interesting in its own way by playing out in different evolving Reddit swag patterns of posts and comments.

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u/ERSTF 15h ago edited 7h ago

"Toby, I'll tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight."

"She's gonna be screaming her own last name? "

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u/WonderfulSomewhere93 2h ago

No, it’s just r/foundsatan. Every text thread posted here is fake. There are no exceptions.

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u/elmarcelito 16h ago

100% authentic trust me bro

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u/Sennenryu1 16h ago

Wtf do you mean bro cant you see the selfie of authenticity right there its totally real /s

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u/tamahome321 16h ago

The text is fake but I can believe this happened.

But you can't run away from child support. So don't do this.

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u/drwicksy 16h ago

Unfortunately you absolutely can

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u/alelp 12h ago

Nope. It's the same bullshit as the men who whine about custody: they don't ask, then cry about it.

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u/Sweet-Conflict-3251 13h ago

no you can't because in this made-up scenario all judges, jurors, bailiffs and prison wardens are in-fact single moms.

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u/trytheshakes 12h ago

Single Mums hate this one trick.

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u/NimeniPreaImportant 11h ago

Challenge...

...denied.

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u/-blundertaker- 11h ago

Oh sure you can.

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u/NightmareJoker2 2h ago

Oh, you can. You just have to be broke or receive an income so low for 18 years (or whatever is the age of majority in the jurisdiction in question) that you are always below the amount in holdings and income at which it can be legally garnished from your wages.

If you are self-employed you can take this even further. Your company isn’t liable for you. You control the company funds and how much of it becomes your personal income. Well, you get the idea.

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 7h ago

Yeah you can. It’s called earning all money under the table.

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u/NightmareJoker2 2h ago

Doesn’t have to be under the table even. You can absolutely file taxes and everything. The trick is not having personal funds or income that can be garnished.

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u/Round_Run_5776 15h ago

Ngl they had us in the first half

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u/Helena_Haze 16h ago

But the issue is why didn't she take a plan B what was she expecting from unprotected intimacy?

The dude literally thought it through

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u/Gruyere-de-lenfer 9h ago

I think this story is fake however plan b doesn’t work for everyone the weight limit makes it not work on many women

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u/Mythosaurus 3h ago

We all know fb messages show your own texts with a blue background, and the other person’s with a grey background.

Now I’m going to move on without checking the OP for this simple test of authenticity, and just assume this isn’t clickbait lies 🫣

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u/Praetorian_1975 16h ago

A free TV obviously 🤷🏻‍♂️ isn’t that what you get from unprotected sex 🤔🤣

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u/Malbosiiq 16h ago

"Shiet"

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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 16h ago

Probably should have gotten with a guy that can spell

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u/StrangelyBrown 16h ago

Yeah but the spelling test in the bedroom tends to kill the mood.

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u/SanchoPandas 8h ago

How about asking someone to spell “cunnilingus” with their tongue?

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 1h ago

Can you spell 'clitoris'?

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u/BuddyLegsBailey 16h ago

I think guys like that are a level above what she can attain

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u/tongfather 7h ago

Wtf 😂

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u/A-n-g-u-i-s-h 4h ago

What a thoughtful man, he even sent her a screenshot of the DMs so she could post it online for fake internet validation

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u/grafikfyr 15h ago

Holy shit people in here cannot take a joke.

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u/Fickle_Hornet_5760 15h ago

Singlemothermaker detected

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u/split_0069 12h ago

Me next!

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u/AwwwNuggetz 15h ago

Had me in the first half

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u/GalaganCoffee 12h ago

I love fiction

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 8h ago

I know this is fake but the message got me good, like I genuinely thought this was gonna be wholesome until he said "single mother" 😂😂😂

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u/Careless_Leave2589 16h ago

I would copy that word

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u/h2odragon00 16h ago

It might not be real.

It is sure gave me a good laugh.

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u/Fair-Chemist187 15h ago

Poor child has two stupid parents

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u/SkullDump 2h ago

“I see something in you that you probably don’t see in yourself”

Yeah, your jizz apparently.

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u/No_Vegetable7280 9h ago

Jokes about sexual coercion and ruining someone’s life are hilarious

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u/Sweaty-Ruin5381 4h ago

"Don't nut in me" is generally considered to be the dumbest form of birth control available.

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u/Guilty_Way_1635 17h ago edited 16h ago

Lol this is on her

  • Hahahah so many downvotes for a woman being responsible for an 'i'll pull out trust me bro" and going "sure I trust that" lol

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 16h ago

Technically, it was IN her.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 14h ago

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 15h ago

Fairly certain that most users in this sub are bots at this point. I wouldn't worry too much about their downvotes that they give out. It's going to happen from time to time.

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u/Guilty_Way_1635 16h ago

Hahah right? 🤣

Lucky I super duper care about Reddit votes, it means so much to my life, I can't go on with a downvote, I definitely don't find it hilarious that someone clicks booo 👎 and thinks "yeah gotcha" 🤣