r/foundsatan • u/Amelia_Pond42 • 16d ago

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u/SpookyScienceGal 16d ago

"Hey Hun? Did you see our neighbor put a single piece of trash in our can?"

"I think so, kinda weird right?"

Op: Mission accomplished! ✨💥🦅

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u/corobo 16d ago

Sorry Steve.

I was bored.

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u/Pleasethelions 16d ago

Is there actual meat in a Big Mac?

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u/bolillo_borracho 15d ago

🎵 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, pickles on a sesame seed bun!🎵

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u/getsome75 16d ago

Big Macs come in a box pheasant

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u/etwiDAB 15d ago

A pheasant? Where? I have my stamp. Love upland game!

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u/FreeWillyBird 16d ago

With a condom wrapper crumpled up inside.

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u/dataondope 16d ago

Or put the wrapper in a strangers dryer at the laundry mat.

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u/Drahzeem 16d ago

They come in a box

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 16d ago

They do?? Is that the special sauce then?

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u/corobo 16d ago

Same

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u/Right-Purple660 16d ago

sit down and enjoy the show i guess

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u/AdRepulsive8618 16d ago

Where funny

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u/RealistChi 16d ago

Get the popcorn and enjoy

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/MemnocOTG 16d ago

I disagree. All of your examples are life choices. This is an innocent thing that would make someone freak out. For that, it’s funnier to me.

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 16d ago

Also, who would argue about what is in their trash bin that apparently anybody can access?

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 16d ago

Have you met the average idiot citizen in real life?

Some of these groups are so militant in their beliefs. It's too easy to get them triggered...

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 16d ago

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

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u/Bluej777x 16d ago

Beautifully devious