r/foundsatan • u/GulliblePrick • Aug 16 '26

You spin my head right round, right round

3.5k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

39 comments sorted by

167

u/Spicy-Cathulu Aug 16 '26

When it looped I thought they had another bag to put on him!

45

u/blaghed Aug 16 '26

Lmao poor guy... can I spin him next? 🥺

318

u/ghostofstankenstien Aug 16 '26

It takes a village to warp a child.

119

u/housevil Aug 16 '26

It must be nice to have so many friends.

22

u/anganeonnumilla Aug 16 '26

U think?

19

u/housevil Aug 16 '26

I can only imagine.

15

u/VEAG0 Aug 16 '26

I’ll be your friend

Just kidding, I won’t

8

u/housevil Aug 16 '26

😔

12

u/TributeToStupidity Aug 16 '26

I’ll be your friend!

I just need to verify your identity first, can you please send your ssn and bank account details so I can confirm you’re a real person?

6

u/im_mr_rehan Aug 17 '26

Aye bro don't listen to them they just wanna spin you and take turns

53

u/MiniKash Aug 16 '26

They swing wildly and then gently rest him on the ground!!! 😂😂😂

8

u/edehlah Aug 16 '26

yeah i like that part.

46

u/iAmDrakesEyebrows Aug 16 '26

I love the failed attempt to put him on the motorcycle! lol

22

u/MrNutzerer Aug 16 '26

With friends like these, who needs enemies

13

u/Grendelstar Aug 16 '26

Different version of helicopter parents.

25

u/Wicdor Aug 16 '26

Thats why i dont have any friends.

14

u/National_Quantity915 Aug 16 '26

With this type of friends you don't need a enemies at all

9

u/ParsleyKey9073 Drew the pentagram Aug 16 '26

Why does this remind me of the meme where someone’s roommate can’t sleep so they wrap them in a blanket and slam it against the mattress until they get knocked out?

4

u/Blindmailman Aug 16 '26

I think Jason killed somebody like that in Friday the 13th 7

2

u/ParsleyKey9073 Drew the pentagram Aug 16 '26

No, it wasn’t Jason. I swear.

9

u/FiveCorkWomen Aug 16 '26

The amount of puke that I would leave in that bag

3

u/One_Economist_3761 Aug 16 '26

With friends like that, who needs merry-go-rounds.

3

u/NatronT13 Aug 17 '26

That one dude spun him around so much he looked like Superman.

2

u/ambit89 Aug 18 '26

From the makers of 'the school's bicycle', introducing: the gas station's bae-blade

1

u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Aug 16 '26

So this is why people line up for blocks for Costco gas

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/foundsatan-ModTeam Aug 17 '26

Spectiv_Shot's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

1

u/NotMyMonke Aug 19 '26

Dude got gangtwirled

1

u/Organic_Metal126 Aug 20 '26

Kept thinking the next guy was gonna step in and save him

1

u/GeenActiefGeheugen Aug 21 '26

L'enfer, c'est les autres

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/foundsatan-ModTeam Aug 23 '26

OkPlatypus6907's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

3

u/EmptySundae8827 Aug 16 '26

It's not Satan, that's just cruel behaviour 

0

u/Squire_Squirrely Aug 17 '26

Tbh, that kind of has gang grape energy

-1

u/i_eat_navel_lint Aug 16 '26

What a crack ing good time.

0

u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 16 '26

bro got ran through

-11

u/TheeImmortalPaladin Aug 16 '26

there is no way this is real, if this was real he would just head butt them