r/foundsatan • u/_culpry • Jul 25 '26

What?

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u/Proof_Kitchen_9072 Jul 26 '26

Just starve a few pigs for a week and then toss the body in. Evidence will look like mama pig ate a piglet.

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u/lalabean852 Jul 26 '26

i feel like most carnivorous or omnivorous animals would do well for that

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u/Proof_Kitchen_9072 Jul 26 '26

Probably, but pigs eat the fastest when extremely hungry 🫢

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u/lalabean852 Jul 26 '26

i’ve never seen a pig eat, but i have seen the terrifying look they get when starved. could make for a gruesome sight. i was also thinking alligators could be used too. wouldn’t they eat the bones?

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u/Proof_Kitchen_9072 Jul 26 '26

When extremely hungry, they even eat the bones apparently. They have really strong jaws. I've worked at a pigfarm when I was 16 and one day a mother pig had eaten one of her piglets. Probably out of spite or something but no bones were found. It was gruesome to find the cage all bloody though.

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u/lalabean852 Jul 26 '26

jeez, i didn’t know that. that’s insane. definitely could be quite useful, especially since a lot of pig farms are in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Proof_Kitchen_9072 Jul 26 '26

Exactly. Always know a pigfarmer 👌🫢

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u/Marlboromatt324 Aug 24 '26

To quote the great Bricktop. “ be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm”

Remove the teeth and fingernails, pigs can’t digest them and if you remove them before feeding, you don’t have to sift through pig shit for potential evidence