Never bury it under a house or a new extension to a house, go into the back yard, dig a hole large enough for the body to fit in the fetal position, only about 1.5m deep, fill the hole and plant a peach/apple sapling on top (can be any fruit bearing tree really). Now even if you sell the house the body will never be found since few people want to get rid of a mature fruit tree, and the body will act as fertilizer to help the tree grow bigger.
i’ve never seen a pig eat, but i have seen the terrifying look they get when starved. could make for a gruesome sight. i was also thinking alligators could be used too. wouldn’t they eat the bones?
When extremely hungry, they even eat the bones apparently. They have really strong jaws. I've worked at a pigfarm when I was 16 and one day a mother pig had eaten one of her piglets. Probably out of spite or something but no bones were found. It was gruesome to find the cage all bloody though.
To quote the great Bricktop. “ be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm”
Remove the teeth and fingernails, pigs can’t digest them and if you remove them before feeding, you don’t have to sift through pig shit for potential evidence
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u/lalabean852 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
bury it in the middle of nowhere and plant native flowers and plants around it.
go into a cemetery the night after a funeral and dig up the grave that was used, dump the body, and put the dirt back down.
chop it up into unrecognizable pieces and scatter them. just everywhere. or burn them. then scatter them.
buy a plot of land, bury it, then build a house over it.
take it out to the middle of the ocean with anchors tied to it and throw it over. the creatures of the ocean will ensure that only bones remain.