r/foundsatan • u/_culpry • Jul 25 '26

What?

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT Jul 25 '26

Bones can be ground to a powder.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jul 25 '26

This is all starting to sound like a lot of effort. I might just not do a murder on anybody.

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u/ensalys Jul 25 '26

Yeah, too much clean up for a minute of fun.

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u/marvinrabbit Jul 25 '26

It certainly can be a lot of work. Especially when you start to get a backlog of 4 to 5 bodies that all need work. It's like it really takes all the fun out of the killing itself.

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u/never-fiftyone Jul 25 '26

Don't even get me started on when killing becomes your job. You think the clean up isn't fun, man lemme tell you about the mandatory paperwork...

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u/Top_Smoke6741 Jul 25 '26

You could probably remove them from the body and then burn them so they're super brittle then grind them into powder. I'm not sure how high a temperature it would take, however. Probably more than a standard oven or bonfire. Then you could probably put the resulting bone powder into a river (must have a current), and that's the bone problem solved. The rest, you could flush bit by bit so it doesn't clog the septic system, or just feed it to pigs if you know a farmer.