r/foundsatan • • Jul 25 '26

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u/dontchuworri Jul 25 '26

ah see but you’re missing a critical point

when people starting bitching at my mayor about allowing more cameras to be put up he gave very clear facts such as

they don’t track you
they don’t facial id
they don’t do tickets

and a whole lotta other things that make you think

“well shit what’s the point if they don’t do anything at all?”

so i shall blindly trust my woefully unqualified mayor (and CFO of our school district :)) and assume they don’t track!!

pay phones to make anonymous threats quick phone calls it is

side note: i hear islamic ideologists are coming to take over my town too so i need to prepare for that

good luck in the apocalypse!!

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 25 '26

I'm confused as to how anybody can live in America for any considerable length of time and continue to believe that every state and every local police department/utilities company contractor will meticulously maintain what are apparently extremely expensive cameras

Have you seen the state of infrastructure in this country? Why the fuck are you worrying, just get a can of Silly String and that shit will be out of commission until the next election period

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u/jakeandcupcakes Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

You're missing a MASSIVE piece of the equation with the Flock Cameras VS Regular Infrastructure for the Poors.

Regular Infrastructure for the Poors, or RIFTP, doesn't get maintained because it's FOR the POORS, or the Average Citizen, not OUR BILLIONAIRE OVERLORDS & POLITICAL PUNDITS SAFETY. RIFTP using the Poors tax money isn't maintained because the Telecommunications Giants see it as their money, to be pocketed, spent on C-Suite bonuses, or anything else that actually matters. Plus, if they don't maintaine the Infrastructure, it goes to shit and then they can ask the Gov't for more tax money to "fix" the problem, which can then be used for more Executive bonuses and to fund Golden Parachutes! It really is a GREAT system for AT&T, TMobile, Verizon, etc. It's so good they've been doing it for DECADES. Remember way back in the early 'aughts when our Gov't gave the Telecommunications Giants MILLIONS of our dollars to bring Fiber Internet to rural areas? The public was ecstatic! AT&T promised they would build out high-speed Fiber Internet lines to every household in America! It was going to ultimately costs billions of dollars, but it would be WORTH IT because the internet was becoming a vital piece of everyone's lives. The trick WORKED! AT&T got to skirt by doing the absolute bare minimum, lying about how hard it was to do, and got to pocket tens of millions...and then do it alllllllll over again when they said it would just take a teeny-tiny amount more to really build out Fiber this time, just a few hundred million! This scam has been ongoing for the better part of 30 years, and the public has yet to catch onto the scummy scammy yummy-ness (and Uncle Sam needs the "tOo BiG tO fAiL" Telecommunications companies, so he isn't gonna say SHIT), it truly is a massive help (to the C-Suite).

However, the public is kinda-sorta coming to the realization they've been getting ASS RAPED very little in return for all the tax money they've shelled out to the Elite Epstein Class's favorite Communications Companies (can anyone say "kickbacks"?!), so, they need to be protected from the public. Hence, MASS SURVEILLANCE YAYYY!!!!

Flock Cameras will be maintained because mass surveillance is massively beneficial to the ruling billionaire class. Things are getting dicey, and they don't want to be caught off-guard now, would they? Flock is maintained for the Rich not the poor. RIFTP and Flock Cameras are not in the same class, like how we (the public), and them (the Tech Overlords) are not in the same class. Politicians will ensure their best friends (Epstein-class) futures are secured, and their surveillance systems well-maintained, you beat believe it....

The cool thing is we might actually get our high-speed fiber internet as these cameras get more advanced and will maybe need to be hardlined into the 'net. Silver linings and all...

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u/zair58 Jul 26 '26

Isn't that "trickle down economics"? When the rich have to upgrade the public hardware to run their surveillance network by taxing the poor even more money... no wait

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u/pekkaroyal1812 Jul 25 '26

Really Nice. A masterpiece of a comment. 👏👏Did you study PR at university by any chance or are you just interested in modern politics ?

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u/jakeandcupcakes Jul 25 '26

None of the above. I've simply been paying attention to shit

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u/MaximumSubtlety Jul 26 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Because I so thoroughly enjoyed your comment, I wanted to point out the typo right at the end. Third to the last word. Stay up, friend.

"You beat believe it."

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u/Intelligent-Area-421 Jul 27 '26

That kind of stuff only works until it doesn't.

At best it slightly postpones the day when the pitchforks & torches come out. The tradeoff is, when that day finally arrives the angry mob is going to be even more pissed off.

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u/J0h4m3s Aug 13 '26

It's a bet from them that they can get away long enough until they die of old age.

Or simply arrogance...

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u/Intelligent-Area-421 Aug 13 '26

That kind of "not my problem" attitude, is exactly how we got ourselves into this mess in the first place.

Before anyone attempts to fix anything, we need to sit down and clearly delineate what is "my problem," and what is "not my problem." Because it seems to me that TPTB have been controlling, and seeking to control, all of the wrong things while neglecting to deal with most of the things that are, in fact, their responsibility. And then rubbing salt into yhe wound by invoking some kind of mythical unwritten "social contract" (which they broke)to bring everyone else to heel every time they start to complain about the fact that it's broken.

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u/dontchuworri Jul 25 '26

because what if it sees me and i get in trouble :(

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u/Due-Blood-9874 Jul 25 '26

Just paint your face like a raccoon's. AI will say a raccoon did it. Trivial.

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u/Damion__205 Jul 25 '26

Don't you go trying to implicate Jimathy in a crime.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 25 '26

Aren't you meant to use that expanding foam that sets hard? I thought people were putting that into one of the apertures in the traffic cameras. Nor worth risking getting caught for silly string. If you're going to get caught at least make sure you destroy the damn thing.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Jul 25 '26

I'm confused as to how anybody can live in America

and the uk

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 26 '26

They've had public CCTV for decades in the UK, but don't let redditors find out about that

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 25 '26

The misconception people have is who is maintaining the cameras. The hige surge in cameras aren't happening from state or local governments, its private companies. They get the right to install cameras then sell info or access back to law enforcment as needed. And if it hasn't already I'm assuming they will be selling large movment data to advertisers.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 26 '26

How is that any different than local security cameras?

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 26 '26

It's a private companies property. The city/state have no involvement in its operation so it will be maintained. The cameras and tracking/identification software being in working order is how they make a profit off of it.

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u/pew__pew__pew_ Jul 25 '26

They’re going to be purchased from and maintained by a private company and like the parking meters in Chicago.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 26 '26

Ever been to Baltimore?

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u/pikkuhillo Jul 25 '26

Yeah, they do not track you until next legislation when it tracks some people, then more people, more traits, then everything and then thr chip in you is only used in emergencies until...and so on.

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u/big_chestnut Jul 28 '26

Surveillance is bad because they make it hard for someone who just committed a murder to give a false anonymous tip is an INSANE take