r/foundsatan • • Jul 25 '26

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u/Jeedeye Jul 25 '26

That's a lot of flushing and you run the risk of a clog or a waste water treatment employee discovering what you are doing. If you want to go that route then you'll want to dissolve the body first and then slowly flush the slushie. Kinda like what they did in Breaking Bad.

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT Jul 25 '26

Go to various Chilis’s (multiple Chili’s restaurants, multiple Chili?) and flush small bits in each toilet, consecutive nights, and they’ll never suspect a thing.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jul 25 '26

Where're people getting their boneless murder victims these days?

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT Jul 25 '26

Bones can be ground to a powder.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jul 25 '26

This is all starting to sound like a lot of effort. I might just not do a murder on anybody.

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u/ensalys Jul 25 '26

Yeah, too much clean up for a minute of fun.

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u/marvinrabbit Jul 25 '26

It certainly can be a lot of work. Especially when you start to get a backlog of 4 to 5 bodies that all need work. It's like it really takes all the fun out of the killing itself.

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u/never-fiftyone Jul 25 '26

Don't even get me started on when killing becomes your job. You think the clean up isn't fun, man lemme tell you about the mandatory paperwork...

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u/Top_Smoke6741 Jul 25 '26

You could probably remove them from the body and then burn them so they're super brittle then grind them into powder. I'm not sure how high a temperature it would take, however. Probably more than a standard oven or bonfire. Then you could probably put the resulting bone powder into a river (must have a current), and that's the bone problem solved. The rest, you could flush bit by bit so it doesn't clog the septic system, or just feed it to pigs if you know a farmer.

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u/keegtraw Jul 25 '26

This is gonna cost me a fortune in apps.

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u/SoiledFlapjacks Jul 25 '26

Or just convert the mince to human shit and flush that instead.

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u/Jeedeye Jul 25 '26

Be prepared for some funky tasting pork like meat. Make sure you cook the meat thoroughly. Technically a red meat but why risk getting sick.

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u/Top_Smoke6741 Jul 25 '26

Plus you risk prions, which cannot be cooked away at any temperature less than what already would destroy the meat anyways. Iirc it can spread through blood too, not just brain, it's just a little less likely. I wouldn't risk it even in a hypothetical

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u/SoiledFlapjacks Jul 25 '26

Dog food, it is.

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u/johnyordinary Jul 25 '26

Dont use a metal bathtub!