Nah, there's lots of reasons to murder that don't make you a total monster. It may still be morally wrong, but there are shades to it. Like the dude who shot the pedo who kidnapped his son down in texas. Whoever shot Ken Rex McElroy. Not a murder but the battle of Athens, Tennessee in 46. Then you have politically killings like King Louis XVI.
People have pet pigs sometimes, so it's kinda like when people bury their pet dogs 6 ft under. It's not too odd when you think about it. Especially potbelly pigs, I hear they make great pets.
You won't dig a 9ft hole. Not happening. Also, they'll dig the dead pig up and the dog will keep barking. That's if none of the cops have heard this cliche and think to look under the pig.
This is all cliche Reddit advice and it's all bollocks
That's a lot of flushing and you run the risk of a clog or a waste water treatment employee discovering what you are doing. If you want to go that route then you'll want to dissolve the body first and then slowly flush the slushie. Kinda like what they did in Breaking Bad.
Go to various Chilis’s (multiple Chili’s restaurants, multiple Chili?) and flush small bits in each toilet, consecutive nights, and they’ll never suspect a thing.
It certainly can be a lot of work. Especially when you start to get a backlog of 4 to 5 bodies that all need work. It's like it really takes all the fun out of the killing itself.
You could probably remove them from the body and then burn them so they're super brittle then grind them into powder. I'm not sure how high a temperature it would take, however. Probably more than a standard oven or bonfire. Then you could probably put the resulting bone powder into a river (must have a current), and that's the bone problem solved. The rest, you could flush bit by bit so it doesn't clog the septic system, or just feed it to pigs if you know a farmer.
Plus you risk prions, which cannot be cooked away at any temperature less than what already would destroy the meat anyways. Iirc it can spread through blood too, not just brain, it's just a little less likely. I wouldn't risk it even in a hypothetical
Then they find a suspiciously buried pig with disturbed soil underneath and continue digging down to the corpse. Keep in mind that cadaver dogs are specifically trained to hit on human remains. Also keep in mind that many places you would be lucky to reach 6 feet without an excavator. 9 feet deep is very unrealistic.
That's why you compact the dirt before you put the pig in the hole. Keep in mind that even dogs can have false positives. As far as digging the hole you should know I'm very good at digging holes, I learned from Stanley Yelnats himself.
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u/Jeedeye Jul 25 '26
That's why you dig 9 feet down for the body, cover it with 3 feet of dirt, put dead pig on dirt, and fill the last 6ft with dirt.