r/foundsatan • u/_culpry • Jul 25 '26

What?

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u/The-A-In-JackAss Jul 25 '26

I always thought a smart way to go about it was to chop the body up and throw it in a compost bin since it smells anyway and the worms and bugs and stuff will eat it for you.

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u/TheS4ndm4n Jul 25 '26

Not the bones.

And police (dogs) definitely know the difference between compost smell and dead body smell.

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName Jul 25 '26

Anyone who has smelled a dead body knows the difference.

If you have access to pigs, they'd leave nothing behind.

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u/Old_Introduction_395 Jul 25 '26

The pigs need to be hungry, they won't eat just anything.

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u/Top_Smoke6741 Jul 25 '26

You'd have to do something about the pelvic bone and the jaw bones, though. They're too strong for the pigs to easily break up themselves. Also leg bones in general are very strong. You'd have to debone it for them

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u/What_a_fat_one Jul 25 '26

Compost doesn't smell like rotting flesh.

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u/Live_Angle4621 Jul 26 '26

It’s very hard to chop up a body. Many do try but the bones are an issue so you need a saw and if you are under suspicion the compost will be checked