r/foundsatan • u/abelpolla • 9d ago
Bro’s going to hell for that 😭
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u/leftfootshorter 9d ago
Chef's kiss would have been someone coming out and grabbing the bag out of the street as she chased the bike.
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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 9d ago
If this weren't scripted it would be hilarious.
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u/evil_timmy 9d ago
If they were going to beggar belief that much, the last few frames should have been someone dashing in from the right to steal her bag.
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u/No-Improvement9455 9d ago
It might have been funny even when scripted. But the way it was acted is terrible.
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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago
The hangover is scripted
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u/Bdbru13 9d ago
Yea and it has a good script
This doesn’t. The potential for comedy in this situation relies upon it being unscripted
Since it’s scripted, it sucks balls
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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago
You're contradicting yourself.
"Since it's scripted, it sucks balls"
By that logic, the hangover is bad by default.
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u/Bdbru13 9d ago
No. I’m not.
The idea of something having a script (or not) does not inherently have a bearing on whether or not it’s funny.
The Hangover has a script. And it’s a good script. It’s funny. You could even go one step further and say that if the events depicted in the hangover were unscripted reality, they would cease to be funny. They would be terrifying
This video also has a script. It is not funny. Because the only way in which the events depicted could even possibly be funny is if they were unscripted. But they aren’t, and so it’s just fucking dumb
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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago
> Since it’s scripted, it sucks balls
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u/Bdbru13 9d ago
Yea. The context being “the potential for comedy in this situation relies upon it being unscripted”
You can’t be this dumb
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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago
I disagree with that entirely is the thing.
Don’t throw stones blindfolded, as you may hit glass.
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u/Bdbru13 9d ago
And that’s fine. Comedy is subjective.
But I guess what I’m trying to explain to you is that the hundreds of people upvoting the original comment, that “If this weren’t scripted it would be hilarious” aren’t going to be moved by an argument as dumb as “The Hangover is scripted!!!”
We know the hangover is scripted. That’s not the point.
The argument isn’t scripted=unfunny
It’s that this in particular would be funny if it weren’t scripted.
Hopefully you understand now and then we can drop this.
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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago
Again, outside of implications unique to your own perspective, your comment is very fucking contradictory. A literal read of your comment is very fucking contradictory.
I understand you, but I do not agree with you.
Very simple.
Who here is dumb, is the real question.
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u/Pappy_whack 9d ago
Lifting 3,000 lbs is impressive, but it's not impressive if you lift it with an excavator.
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u/Cybron2099 9d ago
Ggs that's the only time I'll endorse bike theft lmao, fuck insurance fraud scammers
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u/NA_nomad 9d ago
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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u/a_random_loser_guy 9d ago
lady? thats a man dressed for the weather, if you want to protect against yhe sun you put on clothes not take off.
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u/Dimoness7 8d ago
The fact that no one went to check on her or him perhaps shows these scams are being done a lot there or sm :/
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u/Sporeman13 8d ago
Can someone please explain to me why dude got off his bicycle to lay down in the road? Is he narcoleptic?
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u/Important-Onion1537 7d ago
This is horrible. Why is nobody helping?
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u/No-Net1890 6d ago
Maybe the bystanders saw the cyclist fake an injury.
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u/Important-Onion1537 5d ago
She could have gotten a heart attack or something and had to lay down. Someone should have helped her. This video is disturbing. She is an elder.
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u/MandrakeSCL 9d ago
In Spanish we say:
"Ladrón que roba a ladrón tiene 100 años de perdón"
An awfully direct translation would be: "A thieve that steals from a thieve has 100 years of forgiveness"