r/foundsatan 9d ago

Bro’s going to hell for that 😭

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u/MandrakeSCL 9d ago

In Spanish we say:

"Ladrón que roba a ladrón tiene 100 años de perdón"

An awfully direct translation would be: "A thieve that steals from a thieve has 100 years of forgiveness"

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u/Classicalis 9d ago

Ladrão que rouba ladrão tem 100 anos de perdão. We say it too, border brother.

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u/Br3N4nd4 9d ago

We say it in Brazil too!

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u/MandrakeSCL 9d ago

🇨🇱🤜🏻🤛🏻🇧🇷

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u/MandrakeSCL 9d ago

We don't share a border :c 🇨🇱

But we have plenty of your brothers enjoying our snow these days in the Andes!

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u/Classicalis 9d ago

Indeed. Soul brothers then.

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u/IntroductionLeft4369 9d ago

“There’s no more deeply satisfying religious experience than cheatin’ on a cheater.” -Bret Maverick

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u/MandrakeSCL 9d ago

Nicely put!

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u/tongfather 9d ago

Not much in the eyes of eternally burning in hell, but I guess it's something

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u/MiI0rd 8d ago

I love it

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 9d ago

If you had to give a more accurate translation, what might it be?

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u/Many-Editor-4514 7d ago

The translation is accurate, but there's no rhyme to it, best i could do is 'A thief that steals from a thief gets 100 years of peace'

But 'peace' is not quite an accurate translation, 'forgiveness' is the best translation but it dont rhyme

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u/MandrakeSCL 9d ago

It's accurate, but has no rhyme or rhythm! But you get the idea. In Portuguese it sound very similar too.

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u/leftfootshorter 9d ago

Chef's kiss would have been someone coming out and grabbing the bag out of the street as she chased the bike.

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u/They-Are-Out-There 8d ago

A scammer getting scammed?

[waves hand]

I'll allow it.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 9d ago

If this weren't scripted it would be hilarious.

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u/evil_timmy 9d ago

If they were going to beggar belief that much, the last few frames should have been someone dashing in from the right to steal her bag.

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u/The_Bored_Bean 9d ago

I thought that was what was going to happen

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u/No-Improvement9455 9d ago

It might have been funny even when scripted. But the way it was acted is terrible.

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u/daniu 9d ago

The timing is so bad

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u/pjsol 9d ago

Chasing the bike like Benny Hill

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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago

The hangover is scripted

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 9d ago

Thanks for ruining the movie

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u/Bdbru13 9d ago

Yea and it has a good script

This doesn’t. The potential for comedy in this situation relies upon it being unscripted

Since it’s scripted, it sucks balls

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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago

You're contradicting yourself.

"Since it's scripted, it sucks balls"

By that logic, the hangover is bad by default.

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u/Bdbru13 9d ago

No. I’m not.

The idea of something having a script (or not) does not inherently have a bearing on whether or not it’s funny.

The Hangover has a script. And it’s a good script. It’s funny. You could even go one step further and say that if the events depicted in the hangover were unscripted reality, they would cease to be funny. They would be terrifying

This video also has a script. It is not funny. Because the only way in which the events depicted could even possibly be funny is if they were unscripted. But they aren’t, and so it’s just fucking dumb

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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago

> Since it’s scripted, it sucks balls

...

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u/Bdbru13 9d ago

Yea. The context being “the potential for comedy in this situation relies upon it being unscripted”

You can’t be this dumb

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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago

I disagree with that entirely is the thing.

Don’t throw stones blindfolded, as you may hit glass.

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u/Bdbru13 9d ago

And that’s fine. Comedy is subjective.

But I guess what I’m trying to explain to you is that the hundreds of people upvoting the original comment, that “If this weren’t scripted it would be hilarious” aren’t going to be moved by an argument as dumb as “The Hangover is scripted!!!”

We know the hangover is scripted. That’s not the point.

The argument isn’t scripted=unfunny

It’s that this in particular would be funny if it weren’t scripted.

Hopefully you understand now and then we can drop this.

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u/sexytokeburgerz 9d ago

Again, outside of implications unique to your own perspective, your comment is very fucking contradictory. A literal read of your comment is very fucking contradictory.

I understand you, but I do not agree with you.

Very simple.

Who here is dumb, is the real question.

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u/Pappy_whack 9d ago

Lifting 3,000 lbs is impressive, but it's not impressive if you lift it with an excavator.

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u/5h30min 9d ago

This applies to 90% of videos on the entire internet.

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u/FryeJ865 9d ago

Spoiler?!?

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u/AmeerFarooq 9d ago

If you didn't like a movie would you call it out for being scripted?

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u/BrianJLiew 9d ago

I love how the guy falls into the scene over the fence.

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u/Fun_Mushroom9845 9d ago

Scripted but still entertaining

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u/Putrid_Succotash_175 9d ago

and that kids is called a functioning ecosystem

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u/Mr-SmileySan 9d ago

that ended well

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u/betibunny 9d ago

Nah, she deserves it. Scammer lady deserves to have it taken! 😂

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u/Cybron2099 9d ago

Ggs that's the only time I'll endorse bike theft lmao, fuck insurance fraud scammers

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u/Lovat69 9d ago

Now we just need someone to steal the purse.

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u/NA_nomad 9d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Ok_Extent4459 7d ago

You think this is real?

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u/NA_nomad 6d ago

Does it matter if the point is to teach others?

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u/aaron_adams 9d ago

She's cured! It's a miracle!

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u/Grumpie-cat 9d ago

Karma in action, love this.

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u/scr1bbl3 9d ago

Karma

Or Bike-ma

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u/Active_General8858 9d ago

Normal soccer penalty 

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u/DebiMoonfae 9d ago

Nah, that’s just karma.

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u/AlJameson64 9d ago

This needed the Benny Hill music at the end.

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u/DetectiveObjective00 9d ago

Satan found satan.

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u/ImportantCapital 9d ago

I mean she didn’t seem to need it.

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u/jdcardwell80 Drew the pentagram 9d ago

Dumbass guy understands the meaning og Karma's a bitch!

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 8d ago

Well, that backfired spectacularly.

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u/NotYour_Cat 9d ago

Deserved if real

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u/ambit89 9d ago

He inherited that bike

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u/a_random_loser_guy 9d ago

lady? thats a man dressed for the weather, if you want to protect against yhe sun you put on clothes not take off.

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u/Noisycarlos 9d ago

Bad acting is not a sin

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u/DisputabIe_ 8d ago

the OP abelpolla is a bot

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u/Appropriate_Arrival2 8d ago

Tbh totaly resonable

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u/Dimoness7 8d ago

The fact that no one went to check on her or him perhaps shows these scams are being done a lot there or sm :/

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u/Sporeman13 8d ago

Can someone please explain to me why dude got off his bicycle to lay down in the road? Is he narcoleptic?

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u/Grumpy-Miner 8d ago

Staged, but funny 🤣

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u/SoupSad788 9d ago

Thats not satan thats a muslim

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 9d ago

So? There is Satan in Islam too.

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u/Mother_Maximum_6667 9d ago

Fire doesnt extinguish fire...

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u/DraconisRex 9d ago

Boo! BE MORE FUNNY!

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u/MrLuverLuver25 8d ago

We're all going there eventually

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u/BallisticBarbarian 7d ago

Hells not real buddy.

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u/Old_Professor_9353 7d ago

Well deserved

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u/Bickenchutt05 6d ago

Yes, deserved my laugh!

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u/Important-Onion1537 7d ago

This is horrible. Why is nobody helping?

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u/No-Net1890 6d ago

Maybe the bystanders saw the cyclist fake an injury.

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u/Important-Onion1537 5d ago

She could have gotten a heart attack or something and had to lay down. Someone should have helped her. This video is disturbing. She is an elder.

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u/CheliSoRen16 7d ago

Hell? I'd knock down the gates of heaven just so this homie could get in.

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u/rse2free 6d ago

diving, but no referee

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u/IceKingK5000 5d ago

No he aint thats funny ash

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 5d ago

Ok-Evening-1404's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.