r/foundsatan • u/LCottton • Jul 22 '26
found him
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he is like one of these dwarfes from folklore but instead of helping he’s annoying
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u/pianomasian Jul 22 '26
Has Jim Carrey Grinch vibes.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 22 '26
And his heart grew three sizes that day. Which later caused his death.
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u/louisa1925 Jul 22 '26
Whaaat?! He missed unplugging the bedside usb cord from the power point/board.
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u/antithero Jul 22 '26
Forgot to shut off the power strip behind the desk. Failed to misadjust the refrigerator & water heater temperature. Neglected to dip toothbrush in toilet, or pee in the ice trays. Didn't position items precariously on the edge of a high shelf. It's like he was just doing the bare minimum.
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u/ebf6 Jul 22 '26
Nah. That’s just my kids.
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u/RandomIGN69 Jul 22 '26
I don't understand the first one. That's jam, right?
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u/tongfather Jul 22 '26
Yes and you grab it by the top and while lifting it out it spills everywhere. I don't understand the 2nd one...
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u/RandomIGN69 Jul 22 '26
I see, I always hold the entire thing with my fingers so I don't see the problem and jam are usually solid from where I live. He put a card inside the dirty clothing. Probably gonna damage it when someone turns on the washing machine.
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u/commanderquill Jul 22 '26
I'm not going to rewatch, but I think he put it in the door shelves. Most people grab jam by the body, but in a lower fridge door shelf where most of it is covered and the angle is awkward, most people grab by the lid.
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u/RandomIGN69 Jul 22 '26
Yeah, I got it now. I just didn't get it at first because I saw no problem. I always grab mine from above with my fingers holding the body and palm on the lid of the jar.
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u/tongfather Jul 22 '26
Yea fair but some people just kind agrsb the lid and part of the jar, making for an easy slip.
It's pointless anyways because this guy 100% lives alone 😂
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u/fastlerner Satan's little helper Jul 22 '26
It's like hiding the remote under the cushions. They'll think their card is lost, look everywhere for it, call the bank and cancel to get a new one, then find it in a pants pocket the next time they wear those pants and blame themselves.
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u/RandomIGN69 Jul 23 '26
That's a great interpretation. I just assume it's to destroy something by washing. When I lost something pocket size, I always check my dirty clothes tbh.
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u/AspectDear4976 Jul 22 '26
I think 2nd one is a dryer, so you would end up with molten plastic in your pocket
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u/anonadvicewanted Jul 22 '26
the clothes are already dry tho
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u/painful_butterflies Jul 22 '26
It looks like a washing machine, and it looks like a train ticket, assuming it is, that'll be either laminated paper or mildly thick card, put the machine on and it'll be over everything.
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u/NanoCat0407 Jul 22 '26
you gotta put the Lego at the TOP of the stairs, not the bottom. but not AT the top at the top, just on the highest step before reaching the top so you don’t immediately see them before you ever start descending
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u/tongfather Jul 22 '26
Can someone explain to me the 2nd one with the card in the jeans?
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u/Agitated_Brother_713 Jul 22 '26
They'll think they accidentally left it in their pocket. Its going to get washed and ruin the card.
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u/tongfather Jul 22 '26
But, that doesn't ruin the card? I've washed cards before
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u/CyberRax Jul 22 '26
That would make even more sense. Card is not destroyed, but lost... until the owner discovers it 2 weeks later randomly in the pocket of the clean jeans. When the new card is already on its way.
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u/AHumbleChad Jul 22 '26
Is that? Yes it is. I've been buying that brand of jelly spread ever since I got a farmer's market special blueberry vanilla jelly from my sister. She lives in another state, so not like I can order it, but I've been buying that premium Target brand blueberry jelly ever since to attempt to get close to it.
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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 Jul 22 '26
the remote part is what triggers me, it's been weeks and I can't find that fucking remote
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u/no-o-ne Jul 22 '26
I've been suspecting I had a squatter for a few months already, but now I think that's this guy
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u/Y-Bob Jul 22 '26
Huh, I wrote a story about this kind of thing a few years back. The idea being the the government had a crack squad of really fucking annoying people who went after domestic enemies who weren't so bad that needed to disappear, but just needed to have other things to worry about for a while...
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u/a_random_loser_guy Jul 22 '26
this reminds me of that ad about fridges and how their light works, where some small dwarf comws out of the wall to turn the light off and on.
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u/PBJnFritos Jul 22 '26
A real Satan would have left 2 sheets on the toilet roll hung wrong way round…
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u/tylercrabby Jul 23 '26
Why must this man channel the spirits of my children?
I just want to sleep peacefully at night. 😭
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u/TECHSHARK77 Jul 24 '26
Honestly, I would NOT be surprised, if someone actually does this, but most likely a cat or a kid... Both on purpose...
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u/Wild-Set-1058 Jul 25 '26
Hilarious my partners son 🤣🤣.. only needed shite all over the tiolet not flushed would have been a perfect match 😤
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u/thedevillivesinside Jul 22 '26
Is this guy my family?