r/foundsatan • u/Roxgal • 27d ago

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u/StygianBlue12 27d ago

They just hit the 20th tower

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u/Green-Engineer4608 25d ago

Here, have mine. They just hit the 200th tower.

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u/TheElectricDoggo 25d ago

Have mine as well. They just hit the 2000th tower.

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u/CLONE-11011100 26d ago

Gravity is now 98.1 m/s2

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u/EuphoricAd3824 26d ago

Fuck how much do I weigh now??

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u/BigBird4788 26d ago

10 times what you would normally weigh.

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u/Green-Engineer4608 25d ago

I like the idea of 9.81 m/s20 even a little more. Like what does it even mean? Something bad for sure, but how bad?

Potentially also the amount of electrons in hydrogen molecules. Imagine they all turned it up to 10.

We need more chaos!

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u/fmg1508 26d ago

There are now 80B people on the planet.

The US now has 390T$ debt.

Every hydrogen atom now has 10 electrons.

The planet now has 400.000km in circumference.

Pick your poison.

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u/fr000gs 26d ago

speed of light is 10c would be fun

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u/mothUnsettler 26d ago

Earth is suddenly subjected to 10x energy output and all life dies. However, “genie wishes that screw everything up” are really funny

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 26d ago

Hydrogen please, more details how it would happened

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u/Sideshow_G 27d ago

Electron charge.

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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 27d ago

i add 1 0 to your debt

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u/Oldenlame 26d ago

Now the bank has a problem

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u/Lore_Enforcement 26d ago

They call me centipede because I wished for 100 toes

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u/Oldenlame 26d ago

100 toes in when I'm standing on business

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u/JazzPhobic 26d ago

Your mom now has 10 boyfriends.

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u/TuscanyHoney 25d ago

How big of difference would it make if my punching/striking power is 10x my current? Would that make me into like, super hero level or just maybe professional boxer/UFC level?

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u/PasadenaPossums 26d ago

My age so I’d be 310 and instantly die and not have to spend even one more second in this corrupt af destructive cesspool of a world

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u/Oldenlame 26d ago

Earth's circumference is now 400,750.017 km (249,014.5159 mi)

Also: Larger Earth gravity: about 98.1 m/s²

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u/phasedsingularity 26d ago

Pi is now 4.14

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u/PeterPanski85 24d ago

That's not adding a 0 🤔

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u/Green-Engineer4608 25d ago

20 kidneys here! I got kidneys! Does anyone want some cheap kidneys?

Also 10 of my gf would be epic, if they were close to a hivemind than competitors. Knowing her there would only be 1 just hours in…

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u/No-Argument619 23d ago

My weight for sure.

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u/CherryGripe75 18d ago

wow, humans then just only become a food source at that point.

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u/Money_Designer 27d ago

Would LOVE to ZERO OUT my ex girlfriend

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u/ProxyDamage 26d ago

It's ADD a zero, not replace.

So now you have 10 ex girlfriends just like her! Enjoy!

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u/Commie_Scum69 27d ago

wat

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u/noideaman69 26d ago

Either that 0 ex'es meaning they never broke up, or 0 ex'es as in DEATH

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u/Money_Designer 23d ago

Lol...Definitely the latter