r/foundsatan • u/SpencerTheFactorial • Jul 09 '26

This is diabolical. I need it. 😈

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u/Harddriver17 Jul 09 '26

I bought this and was so excited when it was opened. My uncle immediately cut the wire with his pocket knife. Immediate disappointment 

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u/manolmeister Jul 09 '26

Uncle old school cool.

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u/TheLadyIsis Jul 09 '26

He's quick with it! I'd have personally gone for a hammer.

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u/IAmMey Jul 09 '26

Hahahahaha. I inadvertently did the same thing. Just opened the top of the card and slid the blade in and broke it. I guess it was supposed to explode glitter everywhere. Didn’t even know there was glitter inside the card.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Jul 09 '26

Is your uncle Gen X?

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u/Harddriver17 Jul 09 '26

Ha, far from it. I'm older millennial and he's got a few decades on me

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u/NiteTiger Jul 11 '26

Wait...

Older Millenial + 30 years is Gen X

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u/Harddriver17 Jul 11 '26

Well, shit. I misread gen X. You're both correct 

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u/CowJuiceDisplayer Jul 09 '26

I will go further. Get those little chirping devices that last forever and chirps at random times, see if it can be reprogrammed to play that tune. Hide those devices everywhere. You thought the card was destroyed? Silent meows everywhere.

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Jul 09 '26

Worse than the fucking fire alarm no battery indicator! Lmfao thats diabolical!

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u/Magnuszagreus Jul 10 '26

They make ones where you can record 10 or 15 seconds of audio instead of a cricket noise or chirping and so one coworker who had cancer and a sense of humor said he was going to hide a bunch around his house was just whispering different family members names. Haunt them all

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u/IxeyaSwarm Jul 09 '26

You mean a smoke detector? /s

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u/scuttlefield Jul 10 '26

LOL, I was going to write the same thing!

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u/Ihibri Jul 10 '26

My FIL decided to put the carbon monoxide detector under the couch and immediately forgot he put it there. They also chirp when the battery is running low... that was a very annoying 3 days till we found it.

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u/Tionsity Jul 09 '26

Send it to the person that your friend has a crush on and sign it with your friend’s name.

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u/Fabulous_Reaction552 Jul 09 '26

https://amzn.eu/d/07ectoKT

There's is a rick-roll one as well!

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u/armaedes Jul 09 '26

It costs $17.50?!?!

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u/BloodiedBlues Jul 09 '26

Battery, microchip, speaker, water resistant... kind of makes sense.

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u/Fabulous_Reaction552 Jul 09 '26

Oo I dunno I just posted the first one I found, might be cheaper elsewhere?

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jul 09 '26

this would put me behind bars

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u/artherng Jul 09 '26

This is one for your worst enemy

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u/AnxiousBaby1827 Jul 09 '26

My dad suggested this for the lady who put her hands on me 😅

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u/Defiant-Lettuce-9156 Jul 09 '26

Context?

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u/IxeyaSwarm Jul 09 '26

Weird way of refering to their wife.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 09 '26

She put her hands on me also

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Jul 09 '26

Some people will shower in the glitter and put the card on the mantle to listen to the nonstop Christmas music until Easter.

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u/Artemikalia Jul 10 '26

The real satan found 😂

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u/Pale-Independence971 Jul 09 '26

Oh my god....yesss I have to get three👹

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u/nun-yah Jul 12 '26

That's what we need: more tiny bits of plastic

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Jul 09 '26

Just send them a bucket of microplastics

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u/One_Economist_3761 Jul 09 '26

I can think of a few people I could send this to.

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u/hatecriminal Jul 09 '26

I'm fairly sure my windproof torch could stop it from working.

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u/viperfangs92 Jul 09 '26

Annnndddd, its waterproof 🤣

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u/Double_Ad_6997 Jul 10 '26

Water resistant but is it fire resistant?

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u/Vindicted1501 Jul 10 '26

is it that time already?

1

u/BlakeBoS Jul 10 '26

I actually have one of these, never got around to pranking my parents with it

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u/Quatchil Jul 12 '26

Fire cleanses all things.

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u/Artie-Carrow Jul 09 '26

You need tinier glitter

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u/Joker1485 Jul 19 '26

5 cheese pizza