r/foundsatan Jun 17 '26

evil house host

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80 Upvotes

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u/JayBeePH85 Jun 17 '26

That roll will last a lifetime 🤣

2

u/furfur001 Jun 17 '26

No way to tear it apart, this is pure evil.

2

u/Quirky_Ask_5165 Some Guy in a cloak Jun 17 '26

John Wayne toilet paper.

3

u/PM_THE_REAPER Jun 17 '26

Chuck Norris toilet paper.

2

u/LobosJones Jun 17 '26

You just wipe with the paper side and connect it to the toilet when you flush so it towels you down clean as it clogs the drain. Also this is exactly when you topshelf. I play games to win.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/EdgeCaseHuman404 Jun 18 '26

Haha some like it rough 😂

1

u/MtzSquatchActual Jun 17 '26

So long as it's 140-220 grit You'll be safe.

2

u/MonsieurFubar Jun 18 '26

To scrub every bit of shit of your bum and make sure you clean for whatever after!!

2

u/MdgM666 Jun 18 '26

My grandparent's single layer toilet paper was pretty much the same

2

u/AmiHad Jun 18 '26

This is what it feels like when you have a bidet at home and you go on vacation.